UofIGuru
@uofiguru.bsky.social
Non-binary. He/him (for convenience), they/them (for accuracy), she/her (for dopamine hit)
You know what we should do? Build a wall listing all the victims of communism! Nobody has ever done that before and no potentially awkward things will come up if done!
January 23, 2026 at 6:50 PM
You know what we should do? Build a wall listing all the victims of communism! Nobody has ever done that before and no potentially awkward things will come up if done!
The prophecy has been fulfilled!!!
January 20, 2026 at 6:04 PM
The prophecy has been fulfilled!!!
Isn't there a meme about two lesbians and the over supportive aro?...do you know any lesbians...or suspect any potential lesbians in your friend group?...
January 20, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Isn't there a meme about two lesbians and the over supportive aro?...do you know any lesbians...or suspect any potential lesbians in your friend group?...
This might be a hot take or an unfortunate conservative take, but I'm still hesitant on her
I think it's great that they went with a woman!...but I've heard she either was or is in Scientology and hasn't addressed it yet?...
So I'll wait on consuming that music
I think it's great that they went with a woman!...but I've heard she either was or is in Scientology and hasn't addressed it yet?...
So I'll wait on consuming that music
January 20, 2026 at 7:01 AM
This might be a hot take or an unfortunate conservative take, but I'm still hesitant on her
I think it's great that they went with a woman!...but I've heard she either was or is in Scientology and hasn't addressed it yet?...
So I'll wait on consuming that music
I think it's great that they went with a woman!...but I've heard she either was or is in Scientology and hasn't addressed it yet?...
So I'll wait on consuming that music
Absolutely true, but to be fair I would have said the same thing about DuckTales...but the reboot swung for the fences and is now one of my favorite cartoons of all time!
So who knows...maybe someone's actually trying to do something with it?...
So who knows...maybe someone's actually trying to do something with it?...
January 20, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Absolutely true, but to be fair I would have said the same thing about DuckTales...but the reboot swung for the fences and is now one of my favorite cartoons of all time!
So who knows...maybe someone's actually trying to do something with it?...
So who knows...maybe someone's actually trying to do something with it?...
Yeah I didn't know either...but I mean let's face it. It won't capture the fun and interest of the original. It will either be super dark to be super serious or it'll be another Marvel like retelling. I'm ok with sticking with the original or doing something new
January 20, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Yeah I didn't know either...but I mean let's face it. It won't capture the fun and interest of the original. It will either be super dark to be super serious or it'll be another Marvel like retelling. I'm ok with sticking with the original or doing something new
Oh I didn't realize they were trying to reboot the X-Files
As for Linkin Park...cuz it's good?...Somewhere I Belong never really hit like the other iconic ones, but people loved hating emo, so now I think people are discovering it without bias?
*Shrug*
As for Linkin Park...cuz it's good?...Somewhere I Belong never really hit like the other iconic ones, but people loved hating emo, so now I think people are discovering it without bias?
*Shrug*
January 20, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Oh I didn't realize they were trying to reboot the X-Files
As for Linkin Park...cuz it's good?...Somewhere I Belong never really hit like the other iconic ones, but people loved hating emo, so now I think people are discovering it without bias?
*Shrug*
As for Linkin Park...cuz it's good?...Somewhere I Belong never really hit like the other iconic ones, but people loved hating emo, so now I think people are discovering it without bias?
*Shrug*
It's weird! An old Linkin Park song hit the Billboard Global 200. My childhood is coming back!
January 20, 2026 at 5:20 AM
It's weird! An old Linkin Park song hit the Billboard Global 200. My childhood is coming back!
One of the coolest intros and songs ever!
January 20, 2026 at 5:16 AM
One of the coolest intros and songs ever!
You had better make this exact post tomorrow...
Also I really got emotional for the homeless man part!
Also I really got emotional for the homeless man part!
January 19, 2026 at 6:47 AM
You had better make this exact post tomorrow...
Also I really got emotional for the homeless man part!
Also I really got emotional for the homeless man part!
You had better make this exact post tomorrow...
Also I really got emotional for the homeless man part!
Also I really got emotional for the homeless man part!
January 18, 2026 at 6:27 AM
You had better make this exact post tomorrow...
Also I really got emotional for the homeless man part!
Also I really got emotional for the homeless man part!
Oh gotcha, apparently it's just the studio closing. Sad but they still are doing things
January 15, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Oh gotcha, apparently it's just the studio closing. Sad but they still are doing things
Oh no! Is there a reason why?
January 15, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Oh no! Is there a reason why?
It is in fact not gay. It is the most boringly offensive form of straight cis white ICE officer :P
January 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
It is in fact not gay. It is the most boringly offensive form of straight cis white ICE officer :P
But the most damning thing about her is that her mother is far more interesting but she died way too early in life so this is all we have to remember her by
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
But the most damning thing about her is that her mother is far more interesting but she died way too early in life so this is all we have to remember her by
She would be extremely pretty!...but equally awkward in movements and speech. Her taste in music would be technically sound, but she'd play the same thing over and over again and the one time she plays something new it's in the worst timing possible (happy pop song during a funeral)
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
She would be extremely pretty!...but equally awkward in movements and speech. Her taste in music would be technically sound, but she'd play the same thing over and over again and the one time she plays something new it's in the worst timing possible (happy pop song during a funeral)
...I know this is probably just a shit post...but I'm going to try to answer this seriously...
I don't know if I'd trust her, she'd be extremely shallow but never stop talking, but anything thought provoking would be short lived and repeated the next day but slightly altered
I don't know if I'd trust her, she'd be extremely shallow but never stop talking, but anything thought provoking would be short lived and repeated the next day but slightly altered
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
...I know this is probably just a shit post...but I'm going to try to answer this seriously...
I don't know if I'd trust her, she'd be extremely shallow but never stop talking, but anything thought provoking would be short lived and repeated the next day but slightly altered
I don't know if I'd trust her, she'd be extremely shallow but never stop talking, but anything thought provoking would be short lived and repeated the next day but slightly altered
Don't feel bad at all! You're all good!
January 13, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Don't feel bad at all! You're all good!
In a collaboration with Tommy Tallarico
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 AM
In a collaboration with Tommy Tallarico
Oh trust me...I'm pretty darn white and loved all the cop propaganda growing up...and now I just want to write comics where the cops are some of the biggest antagonists in a super hero story
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Oh trust me...I'm pretty darn white and loved all the cop propaganda growing up...and now I just want to write comics where the cops are some of the biggest antagonists in a super hero story
It's one of those things where I'm really hoping to be proven wrong...but I highly doubt it...
January 13, 2026 at 7:07 AM
It's one of those things where I'm really hoping to be proven wrong...but I highly doubt it...
...this might be my favorite use of this meme...
January 13, 2026 at 6:23 AM
...this might be my favorite use of this meme...
Is it stupid that my first thought is "what if Rockstar had like a 100 cats that wanted to be lazy and cuddly and that's why GTAVI is delayed..."
January 13, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Is it stupid that my first thought is "what if Rockstar had like a 100 cats that wanted to be lazy and cuddly and that's why GTAVI is delayed..."
I never wanted to say anything about it because this is your hobby and you were enjoying it...but man did I not like that AI...so I'm glad for your openness!
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I never wanted to say anything about it because this is your hobby and you were enjoying it...but man did I not like that AI...so I'm glad for your openness!