Ale 🍝
@uomopolpetta.bsky.social
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🍕 A 25 yo (he/him) that does stuff and likes things // I really like videogames // Sometimes I draw stuff (⚠️might be suggestive). // Banner by @bunnymothmartyr.bsky.social http://linktr.ee/uomopolpetta
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New commission sheet! ✍️
If you are interested or have questions, feel free to DM me!
(likes and retweets are greatly appreciated!)

#commissionsheet #commissionsopen #commission #artsky #digitalart
UomoPolpetta's Commission Sheet.
Bust-up: 15 dollars.
Half body: 20 dollars.
Full body: 30 dollars.
Adding hatching-style shading costs an additional 3 dollars.
Prices are indicative PER CHARACTER.
Paypal ONLY (payment right after sketch is approved).
-References (art including my own, photos, poses etc.) are always useful.
-Art made for non-personal use (ex. Youtube thumbnails) will be more expensive.
-Prices may vary depending on other factors (background, complexity etc.)
-Will NOT draw real people, illegal stuff (duh) or complex backgrounds.
-Open to drawing NSFW art.
-Feel free to DM me if you have questions.
uomopolpetta.bsky.social
What the fuck are you waiting for? Maybe you’re not a true smiling friend after all…
uomopolpetta.bsky.social
uomopolpetta.bsky.social
something about #pikmin.

#digitalart #nintendo #meme #shitpost
uomopolpetta.bsky.social
something about #pikmin.

#digitalart #nintendo #meme #shitpost
uomopolpetta.bsky.social
Drinking my coffee in two rapid gulps like it’s fucking medicine lol
uomopolpetta.bsky.social
My guess is that they’re probably going to try to make Pikmin into a multimedia franchise to publicise the games to a wider audience.
uomopolpetta.bsky.social
Idk if it’s on YouTube, it’s on Twitter and on Nintendo Today tho
uomopolpetta.bsky.social
We don’t know. Nintendo published a very weird short with a baby and it has the Pikmin leitmotif in it as well as (potentially) a Pikmin running in the background.
I have no idea what to make of it.
uomopolpetta.bsky.social
I’m obviously excited by the possibility of getting new Pikmin stuff soon but also goddammit I hope we don’t get fucking humans in it.
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littlegoodfrog.online
The thing happening to the internet right now is the same thing that happened to razors. They figured it out too soon and everyone kinda just liked it so they were like uhhhh what if it had five blades in each blade and it was 95% plastic and you had to replace each one for 2.99 instead of 10 cents
uomopolpetta.bsky.social
There's so much to Deltarune I have no doubt someone could write a whole book of analysis after all is said and done
uomopolpetta.bsky.social
Fucked around in Godot a little bit (basically just followed a tutorial) and this is fun actually
uomopolpetta.bsky.social
The new Smiling Friends episode is not the best thing in the world but I think it's a pretty big improvement over Season 2, especially when it comes to Charlie's characterization.
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happymarmot.bsky.social
what do u think of this?

#ena #enafanart
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uomopolpetta.bsky.social
Hornet might actually be one of my favourite videogame protagonists now, she's so cool
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vor-bokor.bsky.social
“I Hate My Life, I Hate My Friends, I Hate Myself”. This is the sales pitch for 99% of AI, and it all comes from the people who genuinely hate and despise this reality where no one thinks they’re “cool” for being on computer all day, so now the computer must show everyone how they can do a kickflip
ashhiggins.bsky.social
This. Is. Why. I. Paint.
"They're trying to convince people they can't do the things they've been doing easily for years - to write emails, to write a presentation. Your daughter wants you to make up a bedtime story about puppies - to write that for you." We will get to the point, she says with a grim laugh, "that you will essentially become just a skin bag of organs and bones, nothing else. You won't know anything and you will be told repeatedly that you can't do it, which is the opposite of what life has to offer. Capitulating all kinds of decisions like where to go on vacation, what to wear today, who to date, what to eat.
People are already doing this. You won't have to process grief, because you'll have uploaded photos and voice messages from your mother who just died, and then she can talk to you via Al video call every day. One of the ways it's going to destroy humans, long before there's a nuclear disaster, is going to be the emotional hollowing-out of people."
uomopolpetta.bsky.social
The recent situation I’ve found myself in made me develop the valuable skill of “setting up a mental barrier between me and strangers so I can avoid the anxiety of talking to them by basically automating the process and separating myself from it” so idk, maybe
uomopolpetta.bsky.social
Cons:
-I’m super shy
-I’m not super good at spoken English
-I’m not a good entertainer or developer
-I hate my voice

Pros:
+would give me an incentive to commit to something
+might bring potential revenue
+there might be some entertainment value in seeing someone learning a skill in real time
uomopolpetta.bsky.social
Pondering if trying to stream while I stumble around like an idiot trying to make a videogame could be a worthwhile endeavour hmmmmm
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uomopolpetta.bsky.social
Need Halloween costume ideas to put Cassie into
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b0tster.yeag.gay
🏁Nightmare Kart: THE OLD KARTS🏁

Check out a trailer showing off all the beach themed levels, as well as a sneak peek at the mid campaign boss fight: the Orphan of Karts! 🌴🏍️

📅 Coming: When its ready! 📅

#NightmareKart