Welcome. We’ve been expecting you. Booze is over there, dispensary goods are there.

“This isn’t a visual medium.”

I know.

Horse biathlon but the horses are on skis and they use a bow instead of a gun.

Is that music for robots to make love to or lovemaking music made by robots?

Same.

I thought I would’ve seen something like this when I was stoned out of my mind on edibles (i.e. “why does everything taste purple?”) but I never got this experience and I feel cheated for it.

I said it during the game, if it’s a concussion his season’s probably over.

I feel like liking this tweet would give the wrong impression, like I’m liking the personal trauma or something, but welcome back.

I can’t even begin to pretend to understand what all you’ve gone through but I hope you’re able to heal from those old wounds sooner rather than later.

Typical Dems. Can’t even issue the mildly condemning statement without conceding the point to Republicans.

I wouldn’t have believed this if I hadn’t seen it for myself.

Wait until you get past your 40s. It gets fucking weird, yo.

Counterpoint: Ole Miss still winning despite Lane Kiffin’s absence must be burning Kiffin’s ass from the inside out.

They are Gloria Gaynor if she were a college football team. Despite it all they will survive.

Also: Indiana/Ole Miss championship is a possibility.

The thought of an Indiana/Ole Miss championship game made me cry tears of unrepentant joy just now.

It is too beautiful for Keats to write odes about. It makes you believe in putting your mortgage on red at the roulette wheel. BECAUSE IT COULD HAPPEN.

Indiana/Ole Miss: because it is right.

Yes or no on papadams?

This is Louie, alternately called Louie Snowshoey (because he’s a snowshoe cat), King Potato, and Goddammit (as in “Goddammit, stop licking the plastic!”)

I’d like to nominate her for this award. static.wikia.nocookie.net/dissidia/ima...

Behold, a gentleman.