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32 | MDNI | Queer | Pronouns: any/no preference |
Dracula in the Streets - Wolfman in the Sheets
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If anyone was curious what my dream date is
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
We are no longer fucking each other silly. We’re fucking each other seriously. Professionally, even. I’ve got a lab coat and everything.
November 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
6 inch heels gave me the type of attitude that I’d like for you to adjust.

#heels #highheels #tattoos
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Can I step on you, platonically?

(I can finally cosplay being tall)

#highheels #heels #tattoos
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Switching it up with a Tail Tuesday and a Pacific Rim fact, because I contain multitudes.

Scientists utilize the Serizawa Scale in Pacific Rim to categorize Kaiju. ’Serizawa’ is likely a reference to Daisuke Serizawa and/or Ishirō Serizawa, both notable scientists is the Godzilla franchise.
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Happy Monochrome Monday

(Don’t ask me where my hand is at. Or why I look like that. Or why my makeup is smudged. Or-)

#nsfw #clowngirl #monochromemonday
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What if I posted all my silly little photos on this app and shared silly little special interest facts with them? Is that neat? Do we like this idea?

Did you that the the same linguist that created Klingon for Star Trek, Marc Okrand, also developed the Atlantean for Disney’s Atlantis Movie?
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I don’t have friends that encourage me to commit crimes.
I have friends that encourage me to buy lab coats as lingerie.
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Last thing you see before you drown 🖤

#feralfriday #ass #whyisjustthewordassareallyfunnyhashtag
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I might not serve god, but I can serve you.
Happy (Holy?) Throat Thursday from your friendly neighborhood heathen

#collar #priestkink #throatthursday #tattoos
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It’s Wagon Wednesday, my dudes

(And I really really really want a tramp stamp of the Game Boy Advance SP limited edition tribal design…)

#wagonwednesday #nsfw #tattoos
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Titty (Tiddy?) Tuesday 🍒

#titties #tattoos #tittytuesday
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If I put it in my mouth, I should be allowed to put a zebra stripe gum wrapper tattoo on it, while I’m down there.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This is how I wanna go
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The hearts are velvet. You can touch ‘em, if you need proof.

#nsfw #feralfriday #tattooed
November 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The spikes stay on during

#nsfw #tittytuesday
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Monochrome Monday, babyyyy.
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
See a mouth, post a mouth
November 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Need a place to rest your fangs a while?
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I can’t believe I forgot it was #wagonwednesday
October 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
October 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I get hooked easily

#clowngirl #alt #tattoos #fishhook
October 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“I've had a little taste test
of everything that comes
through my kitchen. So, naturally,
I want a taste…of you.”

I’m so excited I am to be a writer on an incredibly fun and festive collab.
Stick around if you want to find out who’ll be whispering some sticky sweet lines like this in your ears.
October 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
She Crash on my Box til I Stop Motion
October 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Getting this so I can raise my hand every time I pass a mirror.

#goodboy
October 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM