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jen 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 @uptchels-20.bsky.social · 5h

it was definitely frustrating, but we didn’t play completely badly and there were some good moments

i would absolutely skip the first half if you do watch though lol

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jen 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 @uptchels-20.bsky.social · 6h

so woso pilled that i got an ad for crumbl’s new moonbeam cookie and got excited about man city’s she/they alien mascot having a cookie

its a benson boone thing, btw and unfortunately

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jen 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 @uptchels-20.bsky.social · 7h

minge with a big girl pen

jen 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 @uptchels-20.bsky.social · 9h

i think my greatest desire for this team is to see one (1) game where we play in a normal 4-2-3-1, with our best players in their normal position, playing those positions normally

#cfcw

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jen 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 @uptchels-20.bsky.social · 9h

but to be positive, i thought alyssa’s last few minutes were some of her best in blue yet, chloe had a great debut, and ori and veerle looked good

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jen 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 @uptchels-20.bsky.social · 9h

pen, so naturally she made changes and stifled all our momentum immediately after

i also still think there are some starters that ain’t starters and that playing with 2 uber attacking fullbacks is a mistake but wbk on those

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jen 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 @uptchels-20.bsky.social · 9h

we didn’t actually play that bad but that’s two games in a row of saying “we created enough to win but couldn’t finish” and i don’t know how we fix that other than get confidence back by scoring tbh

but i do have qualms with sonia on the subs- the best we looked was the 10 minutes before the…

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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 9h

wgolazo FT: FC Twente 1-1 Chelsea
The Blues can't beat the ghosting in the UWCL allegations

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jen 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 @uptchels-20.bsky.social · 11h

this ori masterclass 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

jen 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 @uptchels-20.bsky.social · 23h

if there’s gonna be a team that scams their way into a playoff position every year, me and my royals call dibs next

Expected Own Goals @xowngoals.com · 1d

This is the squad that might play the quarterfinals at home.

Graphic from American Soccer Analysis depicting the rolling changes in the Seattle Reign's non-penalty expected goal differential in the 2025 NWSL regular season.

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jen 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 @uptchels-20.bsky.social · 1d

like i have experienced some deeply embarrassing losses to barca, but ive never seen my team hold that many

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jen 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 @uptchels-20.bsky.social · 1d

bayern…..

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jen 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 @uptchels-20.bsky.social · 1d

ya, it seems like maybe he doesn’t communicate how to handle loose balls in his teams box, that’s the main overlap i’m seeing bw y’all in the spring and lyon