Lauren
@urallsheep80.bsky.social
Doing my best while I die inside
Another great example of coulda ≠ shoulda
September 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Another great example of coulda ≠ shoulda
Still have numbers? I’d forever grateful if you could calculate how much it would cost me to be catapulted into the sun.
July 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Still have numbers? I’d forever grateful if you could calculate how much it would cost me to be catapulted into the sun.
Absolutely tragic, but I can recommend tajin on fries forever ❤️
July 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Absolutely tragic, but I can recommend tajin on fries forever ❤️
Can’t flood mitigation because of woke
July 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Can’t flood mitigation because of woke
Medieval deaths for all
June 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Medieval deaths for all
Thanks for pointing that out. Needed that today.
May 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Thanks for pointing that out. Needed that today.
It's giving "just hear me out"
April 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It's giving "just hear me out"
It’s pretty fucking great. Sweet tea is the default in restaurants.
April 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It’s pretty fucking great. Sweet tea is the default in restaurants.
Getting a little inception-y around here
February 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Getting a little inception-y around here
And here my internal screams had just quieted for the first time today
February 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
And here my internal screams had just quieted for the first time today
Airport rendezvous! ❤️
February 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Airport rendezvous! ❤️
Tempting, but I am less than confident that the job wouldn't be botched.
February 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Tempting, but I am less than confident that the job wouldn't be botched.
Being awake on the table every day here
February 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Being awake on the table every day here
I can't stop laughing 🤣
February 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I can't stop laughing 🤣
DOOOO IIIIT
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February 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
DOOOO IIIIT
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