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I’m just a guy.
(My posts are satire, don’t come for me.)
(My posts are satire, don’t come for me.)
We had a problem with the gas station name Kum & Go, but we’re still okay with naming people Richard… make that make sense.
October 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
We had a problem with the gas station name Kum & Go, but we’re still okay with naming people Richard… make that make sense.
You’re in her DMs. I’m in her shower using her exfoliating scrub on my balls. We are not the same.
September 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
You’re in her DMs. I’m in her shower using her exfoliating scrub on my balls. We are not the same.
Only real baddies have scoliosis
April 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Only real baddies have scoliosis
Had a corn dog put me into an existential crisis.
April 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Had a corn dog put me into an existential crisis.
My intuition tells me all I need to know.
April 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My intuition tells me all I need to know.
Chat, I think the true happiness and love I searched for was within me all along.
March 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Chat, I think the true happiness and love I searched for was within me all along.
Am I delusional or just 5 steps ahead?
March 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Am I delusional or just 5 steps ahead?
You can take MY benefits.. but you CANNOT TAKE MY LIQUAAAAAA
March 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
You can take MY benefits.. but you CANNOT TAKE MY LIQUAAAAAA
I’m a little weird lookin’ but in a cute way I think.
March 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I’m a little weird lookin’ but in a cute way I think.
Last night an Amish lady showed me how to make 4 jars of grape jelly for $5 dollars on the internet.
March 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Last night an Amish lady showed me how to make 4 jars of grape jelly for $5 dollars on the internet.
Sumbout bean water just don’t sit well with me.
March 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Sumbout bean water just don’t sit well with me.
I can no longer eat ground beef before bed. Gives me nightmares!
February 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I can no longer eat ground beef before bed. Gives me nightmares!
“I don’t really use Facebook or slurs” - Matt Grippi
February 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“I don’t really use Facebook or slurs” - Matt Grippi
I come over… you hand me a drink… with no alcohol in it!?????
February 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I come over… you hand me a drink… with no alcohol in it!?????
If I pull out a pack of gum and don’t offer you a piece… I don’t like you.
February 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If I pull out a pack of gum and don’t offer you a piece… I don’t like you.
If we’re dating and another man makes you laugh harder than I do… we’re done. You just CHEATED on me.
February 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If we’re dating and another man makes you laugh harder than I do… we’re done. You just CHEATED on me.
Playing dumb is just a hobby for me.
February 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Playing dumb is just a hobby for me.
I’m not a hopeless romantic 🫵🏼YOU are!
January 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I’m not a hopeless romantic 🫵🏼YOU are!
