Mer🩷🎀
urfavskinnyblonde.bsky.social
Mer🩷🎀
@urfavskinnyblonde.bsky.social
‧₊˚♡Meredith H

₊˚.༄ Greys anatomy addict

✩˚。⋆ Go Big Green 🌲

✩˚。⋆ Dartmouth ‘28🌲

·.༄࿔ D1 Track

₊˚✩ I worked too hard to not be this smart and hot 🎀

‧₊˚♡ Majoring in biochemistry for pre med

˚‧⁺ ・ ˖ · I may be a bitch but at least I’m smart
I’m my notes I write down how much coke I need to buy
August 21, 2024 at 9:59 PM
I think about some people’s tinder bios bc like wtf. For example “if our demons can’t dan e neither can we” or “looking to compliments your princess needs with prince benefits. Also if you have kids looking to be a caregiver” 2nd dude sounds like a pedo bc who offers to caregiver for kids on tinder🚩
June 19, 2024 at 7:09 AM
Drinking tequila shots and fucking up some Wendy’s after making $180 during an 8 hour shift
June 17, 2024 at 6:46 AM
My new dog woke me up at 6am by standing at the edge of my bed and barking at me
June 10, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Teddy: my dog
June 10, 2024 at 7:30 AM
Monday my dad called me while I was out and asked me if I wanted to take in a dog from one of his clients because they were moving and didn’t have anywhere to house him. I immediately said yes because is work a schedule that will allow me to take care of a dog and make sure he is okay.
June 10, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Watching my dog sleep to make sure he’s okay>>>
June 10, 2024 at 7:25 AM
I am in possession of a dog now
June 9, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Working on honors English in a Panera bread blasting music in my headphones drinking lemonade (they got rid of the charged lemonade🫠)
June 6, 2024 at 11:10 PM
When I’m rich I’m going to buy a chair that can massage my whole body including my feet and feeds me ibuprofen after work. I’m becoming a surgeon and will waste money on whatever I want
June 6, 2024 at 7:12 AM
I 🩷 Panera bread they gave me 3 months of free drinks
June 6, 2024 at 7:09 AM
My prof gives me the vibes of a millennial making fun of gen z… then again he teaches honors foundation English so 🧍‍♀️
June 6, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Getting off of work with my phone at 8 percent, looking like a disheveled shell of a person going to canes blasting Duran Duran’s hit song girls on film
June 6, 2024 at 7:06 AM
I didn’t realize my friend was home and when I came home all I heard was the cabinet slam and the screen door violently open and close I almost shat myself
June 4, 2024 at 3:44 AM
I want chicken nuggets from somewhere where should I go
June 2, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I had a dream last night night that I was the only one working a night shift and i kept getting sat tables and they were all angry and I dropped food on them and my manager fired me and then I woke up and was like wtf I hate dreams where I’m working in he’ll because then I have to go to work again
June 2, 2024 at 6:00 AM
I stay yapping
June 2, 2024 at 5:33 AM
The stairs at my work got me FUCKED up. Jesus I think I need to go to urgent care or smth
June 2, 2024 at 5:32 AM
A man gave me $20 and told me to keep it a secret and I told him I feel like I have to go tell a trusted adult and the whole table started laughing
June 2, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Being a server is crazy bc one day I make like $300 in tips and the next I make $2 in change and an old man leaves his number
June 2, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Threw my phone off my bed in my sleep
May 30, 2024 at 6:02 PM
May 30, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Off topic but I just found out that in France they’re cleaning the seine river and the president and mayor were like “well swim in it to prove it’s clean” so now there’s a trend where people are planning to shut in the river on June 23rd
May 30, 2024 at 6:37 AM
I 🩷 organic chemistry
May 30, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Debating if I should devour a hole container of Mac n cheese
May 30, 2024 at 5:10 AM