I love when I go to follow an account and they’re already followed by all my it girls 🥰🙂‍↕️ like hey ladies, happy to see you here

I have never heard of oyster stuffing before, and I would appreciate never hearing about it ever again. thank you.

I didn’t expect that as a grownup I would know so many literal clowns and puppeteers

Drunk me ruined my SUDOKU STREAK ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! WHY DID I POST GAME WITH SUDOKU???

Doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him

Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich

Sigh, y’all know why we’re here 😔 Now where the jokes at?