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lets not hurt anyones feelings, mkay?

love, peace, accept the obese

vaxxim/jabself
i left twitter because i lost an argument on there and now im too scared to go back and look at the comments
December 2, 2024 at 5:43 PM
i spread my legs for the trolls, they cant be mean if they're soft in the peen
December 1, 2024 at 6:42 AM
oh goodness gracious!
December 1, 2024 at 3:45 AM
yikes! dont forget to ask a mask-wearing doctor about getting your jabberino boosty boost at checkout!
November 29, 2024 at 9:22 AM
what a cute pack of doggo floofy boofers, goodest of woofers living their best lives! these derpy derp pupperinos be vibin, where every barkin' barktender is free from the leash of capitalism. puppernaut snaccident fluffballs teach us about pack mentality: inclusivity, love, and belly rubs
November 29, 2024 at 8:12 AM
i must sheepishly remind you that being a liberal has its rewards; the biohazard bin at your local planned parent is a treasure trove of goodies that will keep you free from the dossiers of oppression created by our tyrannical government
November 29, 2024 at 8:03 AM
only on 60 lists? 🥲

i guess i need to preach more love and peace to the my fellow liberals to really change the world on blusuky
November 26, 2024 at 9:31 AM
i identify as a naturalized mexican american and im very bewildered with the latino vote in 24

if they were out building houses and smuggling drugs, maybe we'd have had a different election outcome

but no, they went out and voted instead 🤦
November 23, 2024 at 8:08 AM
hold your horses here, neigh-bor! TV has been telling us who the "bad guys" are, but maybe we should your news and shows for systemic bias first

try blocking fox news (bigotry) and introduce more black-owned television like soul train or the movie "friday" into your life

hope this helps!
November 23, 2024 at 7:38 AM
why stop at shitting? show me a facist grave and i'll ejaculate on it.
November 23, 2024 at 1:49 AM
nobody is telling this woman not to be a rapper, that's her choice, but remember rap has a rich history and belittling its importance is like saying soul food isn't real cuisine

its a wet slap in the face to black culture so lets wind back the tape and march to our own drum

#rapperRespect
November 23, 2024 at 1:39 AM
saying audiobooks arent reading is low-key gatekeeping literature from black folks, blind people, or others who just prefer to listen

its like saying jazz isnt real music because its improvised. lets not be that out of tune with inclusivity

#audiobooksAreReading 📚🎶
November 23, 2024 at 1:11 AM
yepperino! rehabilitation is about uplifting spirits with some good ol' positive affirmation. instead of giving someone a side-eye or ignoring them sometimes what a person needs love and kindness

it's called humanity, darling. #positivityheals
November 22, 2024 at 8:34 PM
im heartbroken over your loss from the bombings. my deepest condolences

and as my heart aches for you, i genuinely hope you find moments to "have a blast" in celebration the finer things in life amidst this sorrow

#gaza #endthewar
November 22, 2024 at 4:30 PM
but why must we be shackled by the chains of ID when our identities are as fluid as water on a migrants back?

lets instead demand a world where being #IdentityFree or #IdentityFluid isn't just accepted but celebrated
November 22, 2024 at 4:10 PM
not endangering them quite yet, they are still away ensuring democracy in the battleground states, every vote counts, so they're voting multiple times to make sure their voices are heard
November 22, 2024 at 3:54 PM
of course! she did until she was cremated and stored inside the family samovar

unfortunately these masks do not seem to be very effective against this particular strain of COVID-19
November 22, 2024 at 3:45 PM
just got my vaccine after losing my stepgrandma in a freak car accident. i cant afford to have any more family members die from covid in such a brutal way

#vaxxinessavelives
November 22, 2024 at 3:34 PM
just a quick reminderooney, folks: before you post a pic with a grave, remember there may be some readers identifying as 'undead' or 'deceased', and they could find it pretty triggering

lets keep our platform a safe space for all, even for those who've metaphorically passed

#gravethoughts
November 22, 2024 at 12:42 PM