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Brian Uri!
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Coder, composer, game creator. Farmed in ALX and tabled in LoCo. Once got a piggyback ride from Arnold Schwarzenegger. Forever blogging at https://urizone.net/.
Finished the main story in Borderlands 4. After a really strong start, everything starts to feel repetitive and uninspired (Borederlands?). Full Review at www.urizone.net/blog/251121
Review Day: Borderlands 4 (PC) | The URI! Zone
There are no major spoilers in these reviews. I have a hit-or-miss relationship with the games in this shooter/looter series. I've sunk almost 300 hours into Borderlands 2 (and its DLCs) and Bord...
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November 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Pulled my trumpet out of storage after 9 years and everything works except my lips.
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Love how every print edition of Wired is one part hard-hitting tech journalism and one part Skymall.
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Honestly 90% of my deaths in Borderlands 4 happen when I Alt+Tab out then click the window to come back, triggering an explosive shotgun blast at the floor.
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Really enjoyed Quest 8 in the Everybody Codes 2025 event. Easy to visualize, lots of ways to deconstruct the problem, and open to experimentation.
Everybody Codes
Everybody Codes is platform much like Advent of Code, where you and your friends can participate in a variety of exciting quests. Join people from all around the globe tackling the same challenges, be...
everybody.codes
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Confusing Perspective: Stackable Cats Edition
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Brand New Sentence: Mark Zuckerberg is running an unlicensed school named after the family chicken.
Mark Zuckerberg Opened an Illegal School at His Palo Alto Compound. His Neighbors Revolted
Neighbors complained about noise, security guards, and hordes of traffic. An unlicensed school named after the Zuckerbergs’ pet chicken tipped them over the edge.
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November 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
It's all good until someone invents a 51-year mortgage.
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Just heard a cover of Strawberry Fields in the grocery store that made the strawberries sound like toppings on a store-bought pastry.
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Between Olaf and Panic! At the Disco, the Frozen 2 soundtrack has an unnecessary amount of shrieking.
November 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Halloween? More like Hallowind.
November 1, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Open source software idea: An automated scanner that reports if you've accidentally carved your secret API keys onto your pumpkin.
carving "post made it to Discover" onto a pumpkin
October 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
*fest beer season is the best beer season.
October 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I'm ready to join the 524 star club!
was.tl Eric Wastl @was.tl · Oct 22
Hello, friends! After 10(!) years of #AdventOfCode, I've made some changes to preserve my sanity: there will be 12 days of puzzles each December (still starting Dec 1) and there is no longer a global leaderboard. Read more:
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October 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Got fired from my job for saying that 1 AWS region ought to be enough for anybody.
Got fired from my job for saying that the the only ingredients belonging in mac and cheese are the mac and the cheese.
Got fired from my job for saying that the Moana soundtrack would sound better if Moana didn't shout all of the long notes.
October 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Track or Treat: The next iteration of Trunk or Treat that requires a 100 yard dash between pieces of candy.
October 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The songs in Moana 2 are giving "We have Lin-Manuel Miranda at home".
October 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Kids invented a Pokémon with balls for hands and innocently gave it the powers of Ball Punch, Ball Crush, and Ball Blast.
October 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The "I'm done hiding" melody in KPop Demon Hunters' "Golden" sounds like it was written by an aggrieved ear training professor as the extra credit on the final exam.
October 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Must have mistakenly ordered the extra spicy COVID/Flu shots this year because my shoulder is throbbing like an excorism movie.
October 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Silbelius' 5th Symphony is peak "play in a meadow while sheep gambol" music.
October 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Cerberus' lesser known cousin, the two-headed cat.
October 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
When Paul de Rapin first used the phrase "a bitter pill to swallow", he was talking about metronidazole. Not many people know this.
October 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Got fired from my job for saying that the the only ingredients belonging in mac and cheese are the mac and the cheese.
Got fired from my job for saying that the Moana soundtrack would sound better if Moana didn't shout all of the long notes.
Got fired from my job for saying that the "flash-sideways" in the final season of LOST made everything up to that point irrelevant.
October 8, 2025 at 11:08 AM
New business idea: Off-season storage for those giant Halloween yard skeletons.
October 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM