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they(it & it+she+fey) | B612(Kolours & Fenrir) | 🔞 | professional washout who illustrates occassionally Our stuff is usually not explicitly sex, but still NSFW. Expect a few dead doves, too. pfp: @techerdoodle.bsky.social‬
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y.r. / ave @ave-sky.bsky.social · 13h
she shift her mound on my long quiet till everything goes dark and i die
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Mike Mearls @mearls.bsky.social · 16h
If you run D&D 5e, you might find that your boss monsters die easily. There's actually a simple reason for that!

The game was built around the assumption that characters would engage in about 20 rounds of combat between long rests.

We were probably off by a factor of 5.
A graph showing gross damage per encounter for a D&D 5e fighter. It shows each level and uses two bars to compare that gross damage for a fighter who uses at-will abilities and one who uses as many daily abilities as possible. The daily power damage output starts out as double the at-will damage and ends at about fives times as high.
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b612 @urkromatopsia.bsky.social · 5h
forgetting that two train stations seperated by 100m of walking are seperated by 3km of train track :^)
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the art devil @theartdevil.bsky.social · 10h
just heard northernlion say "I could honk the shit out of a shoo right now" and that just goes to show why everyone should study linguistics because the fact that that phrase is entirely coherent is FASCINATING
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saddragn @saddragn.bsky.social · 12h
synth dude from a tumblr ask, love these guys
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SodaCapsAD @sodacapsad.net · 10h
Actin' Tough
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SodaCapsAD @sodacapsad.net · 10h
Acting all tough
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 12h
Panel 1: Shen is standing in the middle of a city street, with green and blue hues from a park in the background, happily saying "Man, sometimes I wish I lived in some kind of fantasy RPG world." Panel 2: We switch perspectives so Shen is in profile, as he gestures his hand forward and says "But then I think: Nah, my current life is fine as is." Panel 3: Shen puts his hand down and the previous text bubble disappears, revealing a white truck about to come out of a narrow alley. Panel 4: The truck reverses back into the alley, only its headlights now visible in the darkness.
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Ekron Vulture @ekron-vulture.bsky.social · 1d
Birdwatching means watching this bird.
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b612 @urkromatopsia.bsky.social · 1d
happy boxday!!
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AcuteAcid @acuteacid.bsky.social · 1d
Happy Gimptober, freaks >:3
Profile, shoulder-up drawing of Acid COMPLETELY bound up in rubber and belts and spikes and buckles. The hood its wearing has a mouth zip and eye zip, and one of the eyes is unzipped showing it looking right at you. On the snoot are numerous large silver metal spikes, with studs near the eye and a D-ring connected belt tugging on the nose. On top of the gimp hood Acid has found itself in are three massive and chonky silver-metal D rings, with studs all around. Its ears are also covered in rubber, with green studs accenting a yellow line tracing the upper shape of its ears. Lower, around its neck is a massive inflatable rubber collar with studs and belts connected. Each belt is thick black rubber, with an inner lining of electric-green that shows on the sides. A yellow CAUTION triangle with black exclamation point is stamped onto the back of the collar as well. Towards the very bottom of the pic, and only half in frame, are large green handles, bolted into Acid's gimpsuit. Perfect for,,, um transit. Probably. Nyohohoh In the background there's a web of belts and buckles weaving throughout the scene. Ohhh what a lovely predicament
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Plive 🐊 @plive.bsky.social · 1d
grass!! !
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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 1d
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
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b612 @urkromatopsia.bsky.social · 1d
I guess every post now is gonna be "hey we posted smth on FA"
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Rocket @rocketknight.bsky.social · 1d
Possessions forget, over time, that they used to be people.

Art by @sumiaou.bsky.social!
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b612 @urkromatopsia.bsky.social · 1d
potato chisps
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Geary @gearydigit.bsky.social · 3d
Geary was having a great run in a high-level dungeon, soloing right up until the end boss... only to lose and get hit with a nasty curse. From there, working their way back out of the dungeon proved... problematic. But don't worry, the effect will wear of in... uh oh...

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b612 @urkromatopsia.bsky.social · 1d
tell it we said hi
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b612 @urkromatopsia.bsky.social · 1d
also they did make 4 jinx skins for the arcane crossover and they all sucked so bad on release
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b612 @urkromatopsia.bsky.social · 1d
Warwick instead became the abominable latter picture in the first of this elaboration.
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b612 @urkromatopsia.bsky.social · 1d
old-Viktor DID get decanonized, but curiously they never intended to decanonize Warwick. But because Warwick the wolf is too iconic and needed to maintain is rig for mechanical purposes (because his skin was too low a rarity to warrant animation changes because Jinx ate that slot 4 times) ...
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b612 @urkromatopsia.bsky.social · 1d
...by turning him into Arcane-Viktor's geas-compelled slave (who notably now uses void magic instead of machinery for some reason, but also isnt void magic because the void doesnt exist(?)) who looks like this. Making Warwick and Viktor the ones whose previous states would be decanonized. ...
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b612 @urkromatopsia.bsky.social · 1d
Sillier actually - When they revealed that everybody was going to get Arcane-themed skins, every other character got more-faithful ones because Arcane was still a demi-canon prologue to League. See the problem was - and this is getting into direct Arcane spoilers - they killed Warwick. ...
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