That faKING guy
@urmfinking.bsky.social
I do things, I say things, I usually piss people off with the things I say and do. It’s a vicious circle. But there’s bud and snacks so it ain’t all bad.
This cold shit is for the birds. Then again exploding trees
January 25, 2026 at 3:21 AM
This cold shit is for the birds. Then again exploding trees
Sweet. Remembered my password.
BOOOOOOBS!
That’s it, carry on bout your day.
BOOOOOOBS!
That’s it, carry on bout your day.
January 22, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Sweet. Remembered my password.
BOOOOOOBS!
That’s it, carry on bout your day.
BOOOOOOBS!
That’s it, carry on bout your day.
Hey, you. Yea that’s right you. C’mere I gotta tell ya something.
….it be great if you uhhh….
….shut up.
….it be great if you uhhh….
….shut up.
May 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hey, you. Yea that’s right you. C’mere I gotta tell ya something.
….it be great if you uhhh….
….shut up.
….it be great if you uhhh….
….shut up.
Someone take me out back and tell me about the farm just like George did with Lenny.
April 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Someone take me out back and tell me about the farm just like George did with Lenny.
I had something really insightful and endearing to post. Like it was literally going to change your life and change it for the better…
….but I forgot it…
..This is just a tribute
….but I forgot it…
..This is just a tribute
February 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I had something really insightful and endearing to post. Like it was literally going to change your life and change it for the better…
….but I forgot it…
..This is just a tribute
….but I forgot it…
..This is just a tribute
The west is on fire
The east is freezing
The fuck is happening in the middle?
The east is freezing
The fuck is happening in the middle?
January 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The west is on fire
The east is freezing
The fuck is happening in the middle?
The east is freezing
The fuck is happening in the middle?
It is currently 2°
January 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It is currently 2°
Pumpernickel
Worse safe word ever
Worse safe word ever
January 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Pumpernickel
Worse safe word ever
Worse safe word ever
Given the look of my new vehicle…. I kinda need this.
January 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Given the look of my new vehicle…. I kinda need this.
I like smokin' pot a lot
I like gettin' stoned alone
I like vapin' weed indeed
I think edibles are incredible
I sure love them gummy bears
Hemp shampoo for my curly hair
……….
Finish the lyrics and we can be friends.
I like gettin' stoned alone
I like vapin' weed indeed
I think edibles are incredible
I sure love them gummy bears
Hemp shampoo for my curly hair
……….
Finish the lyrics and we can be friends.
January 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I like smokin' pot a lot
I like gettin' stoned alone
I like vapin' weed indeed
I think edibles are incredible
I sure love them gummy bears
Hemp shampoo for my curly hair
……….
Finish the lyrics and we can be friends.
I like gettin' stoned alone
I like vapin' weed indeed
I think edibles are incredible
I sure love them gummy bears
Hemp shampoo for my curly hair
……….
Finish the lyrics and we can be friends.
Uhh are my California people ok?
January 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Uhh are my California people ok?
This here will be my swan song
December 16, 2024 at 6:42 PM
This here will be my swan song
🤔 wonder when I got on the shit list.
December 13, 2024 at 11:39 PM
🤔 wonder when I got on the shit list.
Scarface is a Christmas movie. Tony Montana diving face first into all those snow piles.
Prove me wrong
Prove me wrong
December 12, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Scarface is a Christmas movie. Tony Montana diving face first into all those snow piles.
Prove me wrong
Prove me wrong
I don’t need to do much, people weed themselves out
December 6, 2024 at 6:04 PM
I don’t need to do much, people weed themselves out
🤔 the dumpster fire I work for had an actual dumpster fire Wednesday before thanksgiving.
That’s what the kids call “meta” right?
A dumpster fire having a literal dumpster fire?
That’s what the kids call “meta” right?
A dumpster fire having a literal dumpster fire?
December 4, 2024 at 5:07 AM
🤔 the dumpster fire I work for had an actual dumpster fire Wednesday before thanksgiving.
That’s what the kids call “meta” right?
A dumpster fire having a literal dumpster fire?
That’s what the kids call “meta” right?
A dumpster fire having a literal dumpster fire?
…well that’s $645 I don’t have 😫
November 27, 2024 at 2:16 PM
…well that’s $645 I don’t have 😫
Know what I miss bout Twitter? Not a damn thing 🤣
November 27, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Know what I miss bout Twitter? Not a damn thing 🤣
Halloween this year was another success. This however was the only picture where I had everything.
November 23, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Halloween this year was another success. This however was the only picture where I had everything.
I don’t send many emails at work. They frown when I make remarks like, “I know reading is tough but have you tried not being completely helpless?” Or “Due to lack of brain capacity all emails from this address will be marked as not my problem”
Bunch of squares.
Bunch of squares.
November 21, 2024 at 5:07 AM
I don’t send many emails at work. They frown when I make remarks like, “I know reading is tough but have you tried not being completely helpless?” Or “Due to lack of brain capacity all emails from this address will be marked as not my problem”
Bunch of squares.
Bunch of squares.
Just blocked a random account for stating “rules”
Yooooou can kiss my ass with rules.
Yooooou can kiss my ass with rules.
November 20, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Just blocked a random account for stating “rules”
Yooooou can kiss my ass with rules.
Yooooou can kiss my ass with rules.
Ohhh some of y’all are THAT crazy.
Okay, okay. I see you
Okay, okay. I see you
November 19, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Ohhh some of y’all are THAT crazy.
Okay, okay. I see you
Okay, okay. I see you
This and threads are the only way to find me, and I forget I have them most of the time.
Twitter has become Facebook in the sense I don’t have an account for either one.
Twitter has become Facebook in the sense I don’t have an account for either one.
November 18, 2024 at 10:11 PM
This and threads are the only way to find me, and I forget I have them most of the time.
Twitter has become Facebook in the sense I don’t have an account for either one.
Twitter has become Facebook in the sense I don’t have an account for either one.
Poopchute
That is all
That is all
November 8, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Poopchute
That is all
That is all