Tory Turtle
@urmomnow.bsky.social
Queer. Mom. Social Worker. Yonsei.
One of the most harrowing experiences is coming home with one’s children to discover all of the safe foods that were in the grocery order were never picked up.
We got a refund for the missing groceries and I’ve convinced them to finish their lunches for snack.
Wish me luck with what comes next.
We got a refund for the missing groceries and I’ve convinced them to finish their lunches for snack.
Wish me luck with what comes next.
January 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
One of the most harrowing experiences is coming home with one’s children to discover all of the safe foods that were in the grocery order were never picked up.
We got a refund for the missing groceries and I’ve convinced them to finish their lunches for snack.
Wish me luck with what comes next.
We got a refund for the missing groceries and I’ve convinced them to finish their lunches for snack.
Wish me luck with what comes next.
Spent nearly $400 to discover our youngest cat is full of shit.
January 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Spent nearly $400 to discover our youngest cat is full of shit.
Does anyone else have time anxiety and would rather bail or call out than deal with the shame of being late?
Did I learn this in Catholic school?
Did I learn this in Catholic school?
January 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Does anyone else have time anxiety and would rather bail or call out than deal with the shame of being late?
Did I learn this in Catholic school?
Did I learn this in Catholic school?
Everyone in my house is adorable
January 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Everyone in my house is adorable
It’s hard to break up with Zuck apps.
January 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It’s hard to break up with Zuck apps.
fucking giddy at the prospect of a class war.
December 13, 2024 at 12:14 PM
fucking giddy at the prospect of a class war.
I have THE stomach bug that is going around. I have never enjoyed plain toast this much in my life.
December 11, 2024 at 6:04 AM
I have THE stomach bug that is going around. I have never enjoyed plain toast this much in my life.
I just had a gnarly stomach bug, I don’t think it’s over yet
December 9, 2024 at 10:11 PM
I just had a gnarly stomach bug, I don’t think it’s over yet
Who else still hasn’t re-acquired the social skills lost during the pandemic and now is exhausted from being in office and participating in small talk.
December 4, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Who else still hasn’t re-acquired the social skills lost during the pandemic and now is exhausted from being in office and participating in small talk.
Homeward Bound. Phillaaaaayyyy
November 30, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Homeward Bound. Phillaaaaayyyy
This is actually a Tart and not a pie. I did make it this way because my dad only has tart pans.
November 29, 2024 at 6:06 AM
This is actually a Tart and not a pie. I did make it this way because my dad only has tart pans.
Kids are off all week. Doing a couple days solo while my spouse still works.
How it’s going:
How it’s going:
November 27, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Kids are off all week. Doing a couple days solo while my spouse still works.
How it’s going:
How it’s going:
I continue to vacillate wildly between hopelessness & my catastrophic imagination and, so much hope and joy for the future.
November 24, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I continue to vacillate wildly between hopelessness & my catastrophic imagination and, so much hope and joy for the future.
We got an entire truckload of Barbie handmedowns to give our children for the holidays.. I am stoked to clean up and rehab it, and watch their reactions.
November 22, 2024 at 3:18 PM
We got an entire truckload of Barbie handmedowns to give our children for the holidays.. I am stoked to clean up and rehab it, and watch their reactions.
Post a non-religious photo that you think of as holy.
November 21, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Post a non-religious photo that you think of as holy.
How much can we interrupt the 2025 wave of fascism?
November 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
How much can we interrupt the 2025 wave of fascism?
Maybe I miss lockdown ?
November 21, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Maybe I miss lockdown ?
Does anyone else seriously use a magic 8 ball?
November 20, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Does anyone else seriously use a magic 8 ball?
My job is stealing my time from my children.
November 18, 2024 at 10:56 PM
My job is stealing my time from my children.
When I was young, in my last year of college I was in a long term relationship with a man. I am in this place remembering it, after disappointing my spouse with overcooked steak. Our dog went for the food on the table, and my spouse shouted at her (she’s a shameless food thief). (1/2)
November 17, 2024 at 12:44 AM
When I was young, in my last year of college I was in a long term relationship with a man. I am in this place remembering it, after disappointing my spouse with overcooked steak. Our dog went for the food on the table, and my spouse shouted at her (she’s a shameless food thief). (1/2)
I can tell my armpit hair is too long because it’s impeding my deodorant from reaching my skin. You didn’t want to know that? You’re welcome 😬
November 16, 2024 at 6:48 PM
I can tell my armpit hair is too long because it’s impeding my deodorant from reaching my skin. You didn’t want to know that? You’re welcome 😬
I can’t handle life and all the little quirks that made men think I was a manic pixie dream girl in my 20s have reared their heads as strange neurodivergent coping skills like over sharing with strangers, 1/2
November 16, 2024 at 5:38 AM
I can’t handle life and all the little quirks that made men think I was a manic pixie dream girl in my 20s have reared their heads as strange neurodivergent coping skills like over sharing with strangers, 1/2
Reposted by Tory Turtle
November 14, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Testing the waters. I think I’m going to tell my old social media accounts to Zuck Off.
November 14, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Testing the waters. I think I’m going to tell my old social media accounts to Zuck Off.