@uroosastfu.bsky.social
Aw you silly goose! Autism isn’t an excuse for you to be racist!
January 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Aw you silly goose! Autism isn’t an excuse for you to be racist!
2021: ugh we can’t say r***d
2025: ugh im losing my birthright citizenship
2025: ugh im losing my birthright citizenship
January 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
2021: ugh we can’t say r***d
2025: ugh im losing my birthright citizenship
2025: ugh im losing my birthright citizenship
Can you guys just have your midlife crises in private like a real man!?
January 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Can you guys just have your midlife crises in private like a real man!?
Everyone wants big tits until you take headshots and you either look like an adult entertainer or a trash bag
January 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Everyone wants big tits until you take headshots and you either look like an adult entertainer or a trash bag
Every bad bunny song on this album has 4 parts
January 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Every bad bunny song on this album has 4 parts
Going to a hookah lounge to reconnect with my culture
January 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Going to a hookah lounge to reconnect with my culture
Fuck the government, find me at the disco
January 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Fuck the government, find me at the disco
The only job that’s safe in this economy is the personality hire
January 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The only job that’s safe in this economy is the personality hire
Dirty pho-rtini
Dirty martini but pho
Dirty martini but pho
January 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Dirty pho-rtini
Dirty martini but pho
Dirty martini but pho
My boyfriend just sent me this photo of my cat. Why does he look like he’s got a kid in college?
December 20, 2024 at 3:17 AM
My boyfriend just sent me this photo of my cat. Why does he look like he’s got a kid in college?
My college friends are coming out of the woodworks to remind me that I have dated like 3 Luigi’s in my 20s and I feel VIOLATED BY THE READ
December 10, 2024 at 2:36 AM
My college friends are coming out of the woodworks to remind me that I have dated like 3 Luigi’s in my 20s and I feel VIOLATED BY THE READ
People are out here making money off slime videos on instagram and I’m a FOOL making 0 dollars burning through my standup material
December 9, 2024 at 2:23 AM
People are out here making money off slime videos on instagram and I’m a FOOL making 0 dollars burning through my standup material
I’m obsessed with my handsome chunky cat
November 22, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I’m obsessed with my handsome chunky cat
The weather is cold which means I am gonna look cute and cozy in my stand up photos again
November 22, 2024 at 5:01 PM
The weather is cold which means I am gonna look cute and cozy in my stand up photos again
Wait do hashtags matter again on this platform?
November 20, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Wait do hashtags matter again on this platform?
I’ve reached my weird composting age. I LOVE MAKING DIRT
November 20, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I’ve reached my weird composting age. I LOVE MAKING DIRT
I’ve always been a little jealous of Catholics as a kid
November 18, 2024 at 7:19 PM
I’ve always been a little jealous of Catholics as a kid
Alright here’s another social media platform where no one will listen to my jokes!!
November 18, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Alright here’s another social media platform where no one will listen to my jokes!!