Ursus Crillanus
ursuscrillanus.bsky.social
Ursus Crillanus
@ursuscrillanus.bsky.social
Yay I get to go back to work today, for… one… day… #sarcasm
January 2, 2026 at 11:58 AM
WHY do #streaming services remove shows/movies that they OWN?! #bullshit
January 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Don’tcha “hate” it when you make a #playlist for work or the gym, then you hear something by another #band and you wind up trashing it & making a whole new one of them? Happened today to me with #Queen #rockandroll #music
December 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
#disney plus w/ads my ass - more like ads w/disneyplus. #sucks
December 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
#Streaming services with ads SUCK!!!!!!!!!
December 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The wrong #meathead died
December 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Turned 56 yesterday. I dunno, it somehow feels… downhill.
December 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I’ll never forget that time I laughed my balls off at the movies. Boy I miss them…
December 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I think trump does deserve a Piece prize (as in, of shyte…) #prize #dumbass #impeach #remove
December 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Ever hear a #song and think “people willingly listen to this?!” #music #badmusic
December 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I watched (or tried to) 2001 again this morning. Maybe the 5th or 6th time? And I’m sorry - I love the books - but this movie is BORING. #neveragain #scifi
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Stop making fun of trump’s FIFA prize. Until he peels it and eats the chocolate. #whatadope #whatsloser
December 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My #tinnitus is so bad lately I can’t hear myself think
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Yes Mr Gallon-Jug-At-The-Gym, your type is still an #asshole #gym
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I never asked for this #playlist, I don’t want this playlist yet #apple won’t allow me to delete it #iphone #applemusic
November 6, 2025 at 11:18 AM
You may be old, but are you “Fill it to the rim, with Brim” #old? #commercial #ad
November 2, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Y’ever taken a #piss and afterwards it feels like the weight of the world is off your shoulders? #relief
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
All this gov’t #shutdown time is gonna be exempted from my #taxes, right? I mean, why should I pay for services not provided?
October 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Ya think all the other knives tease the butter knives when you close the drawer? #knives #knife #duh #dumbjoke
October 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
#Gravity… it’s so damned smug. Alllllways gotta be right
October 23, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I didn’t go to any 10/18 #nokings protests, at least physically (I’ve been ill). Plus, I haven’t gotten my checks from the other protests yet dammit!
October 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
When he said he solved a war he meant how to spell it #dumbassinchief #nokings #impeach
October 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Anyone else #remember when #cassettes used to have the “blank space on this side is to represent the time it takes to flip the record” verbiage? #music #80s
October 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Just give him a baby bel cheese. He won’t know the difference #loserinchief #nobel
October 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Retirement?! Are you shitting me? I’m thinking about how to get to my next paycheck. #trumpseconomy #broke
October 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM