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uscocksman.bsky.social
your pal uly
@uscocksman.bsky.social
1.1K followers 310 following 10K posts
Legally obligated to this same idiotic name. Used to do stupid posts on a smart blog. Longhorns. Astros. Bourbon and gumbo enjoyer.
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 6h
sally’s making cookies there as we speak
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Grant @gdubbstl.bsky.social · 7h
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 7h
wasn't a good day of golf, it was a GREAT day of golf [clap clap clap clap clap clap clap]
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 1d
a terrible bargain tbh
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 2d
[monkey paw curls] and they’re all ass
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 2d
just as we all predicted the texans are tied with the chiefs and ahead of the ravens five games into the season
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 2d
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 2d
my man really got ‘call an ambulance’d and ‘what are you gonna do stab me’d at the same time
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 2d
imagine fighting a senior citizen over a parking space and him just fucking your whole entire world all the way up, could not and absolutely would not be me
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 2d
this remains true but even moreso in terms of not catching a felony charge for it
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 3d
i endeavor to live my life in such a way that i’m never arrested for my own stabbing
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 3d
real “fired on your day off” energy
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 3d
i endeavor to live my life in such a way that i’m never arrested for my own stabbing
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 3d
love this, sending to my drum and recording nerd pals
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 4d
let me be the latest to say that one battle after another is a fucking incredible film and i already want to be seeing it again
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 4d
on the bright side matthew caldwell completed 100% of his pass for an average of 26 yards per that pass and a qbr of 100
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 4d
that’s what the star industrial complex wants you to believe sean
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 4d
honestly the “arch is a 3 star” truthers must feel incredible right now, great call by the haters
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 4d
hideous, an affront to god
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 4d
rude imo
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 4d
this longhorn offense is cheeks
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 4d
i am honestly not sure both of these teams are playing the same sport
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 4d
starting to suspect this will not be unc’s day
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 6d
hope you had a lovely fast
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 6d
love this for you. in a perfect world, bregman eliminates the yankees and then my sweet handsome prince george springer buries the red sox straight into the earth's core
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 8d
upon reflection, chapman and the yankees both shitting the bed is pretty good too
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