Alt: MARIA (McBane voice) from the movie Metropolis. Black and white, she wears a presumably flesh colored body stocking, with leg length tassels over the naughtiest area. It’s the post machinenmensch Maria (original flesh version) robot lady. Arms outstretched with hand grasping downward, she thrusts her hips left to right causing the tassels to undulate. Tantalizing glimpses of what we want but can’t have. Oh and she got a cool deco sexy hat on… like a skull helmet with a flat but still popped collar, like the top of draculas cape. Maria Machinenmensch could beat Dracula I think.

Alt: Sulu, CAPTAIN Sulu I mean, sits in the CAPTAINS chair of the Excelsior. He wears the maroon uniform, shoulder pads and lil ribbed white turtleneck. He sits in front of a giant overhead Okudagram of Excelsior, black and green. The caption reads “Target that casket and fire”

ALT: a man in a batman costume with a cape

Alt: Spock, TOS, stands between two powered down secretaries of state. He has just tricked them into overloading their space-capacitators using uh, ill-logic. Spoc rocks and says “Faaascinating.”

Alt: A gif of Marcus Brody confidently shouting he has skills, then promptly demonstrating that he does not.