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UsuallyChill
@usuallychill.bsky.social
Just a nervous little guy
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Me: Oh boy! A fresh start with tons of new people all now looking for some new accounts to follow! Now's my chance to put myself out there!
Me, meanwhile:
Smelling Play-Doh for the first time in years
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The downside to the AAA Mario clip is it just missed The Game Awards so now everyone is frothing at the mouth to actually use it on something. I feel bad for the next game trailer that comes out because that thing is going to get torn to shreds.
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Why is my bathroom so dirty?!?! I JUST cleaned it 2 months ago!
February 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Farting in the elevator to distract them from the fact I just successfully sued them for $500,000 and ruined their life
February 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The whiplash of emotions I felt going into a meeting with my supervisor fully expecting to get laid off only to be told about my guaranteed future work sites for the next year and how I'll actually be doing less work with more pay cannot be described.
January 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Anyone got that one GIF of Sol Badguy about to punch the camera and, at the last second, his gigantic pecs rip out of his tight shirt and flash you?
December 31, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Found this in a Schlotzsky's bathroom. Instantly thought of this.
December 18, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Here's our haul from the Christmas parade my friends and I went to today. Felt like a kid again sorting candy on a bed between everyone.
December 14, 2024 at 11:20 PM
What is HE doing here?????
December 13, 2024 at 1:44 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S PRONOUNCED "ORN-ER-REE" AND NOT "AWN-REE"??? MOM, THE CHILDREN ARE LAUGHING AT ME NOW!!
December 9, 2024 at 9:12 PM
I had a dream where I kept getting stalked and attacked by a beast. I was confused why until I woke up and this was the first thing I see
November 30, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I finally drew my main OCs but now I'm too nervous to actually show them... I-I'M JUST GONNA ADD SOME COLORS THEN I WILL I SWEAR
November 29, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Current Mood
November 23, 2024 at 11:00 PM
There's something kind of depressing about seeing a hentai doujin artist stop drawing while they were still in the middle of the foreplay. Like damn, dude, I'm sorry you got burnt out before even getting to draw a nipple.
November 23, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Riding your shopping cart down the parking lot back to your car in your mid 20s is the most liberating feeling in the world
November 22, 2024 at 11:03 PM
You ever get mad over something that doesn't matter and you just want to stop being mad and instantly move on because it doesn't deserve the attention but the thing is SO frustrating that it's impossible to just drop it and you get even madder over the fact that you can't just move on?
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I talked with him. It killed his family.
The worst thing about having a professor with a dry sense of humor and a monotone voice is I never know when he's just joking and when he's actually lecturing me.
He keeps trashing on Clip Studio Paint and idk if it's a meme or if it actually killed his family.
November 19, 2024 at 11:32 PM
The worst thing about having a professor with a dry sense of humor and a monotone voice is I never know when he's just joking and when he's actually lecturing me.
He keeps trashing on Clip Studio Paint and idk if it's a meme or if it actually killed his family.
November 19, 2024 at 5:02 AM
The dentist describing your teeth to their assistant so they can put it in the records gives the same feeling as the teacher grading your test right in front of you.
November 17, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Ass so hot you gotta do the "Ha-Cha-cha" mouth cool down technique while eating it out
November 17, 2024 at 3:55 AM
How it feels to not need to wipe after straining on the toilet for 30+ minutes
November 16, 2024 at 2:51 AM
We need to shit-talk quiet speakers more often. What they gonna do about it? Speak up????
November 15, 2024 at 12:08 AM
My heart goes out to everyone living in Wyoming when the rapture happens and they get left behind because God forgot people actually live there
November 15, 2024 at 12:02 AM
"Oh shit, I wasn't listening. I hope he didn't say anything important." -My stupid ass if I was at the Gettysburg Address
November 13, 2024 at 12:36 AM
I WAS TALKING TO A REALLY CUTE GIRL AT A CAFE AND WE WERE HITTING IT OFF SUPER WELL AND SHE LEFT ME HER PHONE NUMBER BUT AS I WAS READING IT, I WOKE UP
FUUUUUUUUCK
November 12, 2024 at 1:55 PM