Uthor
uthor.bsky.social
Uthor
@uthor.bsky.social
He/him.

Might use this site some time...
🤬
January 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
There's definitely a joke here I'm forcing myself not to make.
January 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Today I learned that I can click on tags on the comic pages.

somethingpositive.net/tag/snot/
January 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
$370/week. I got like 2x that during the Great Recession two decades ago in IL. 😑
January 7, 2026 at 3:58 PM
That looks exactly like like my "eh, I'll just make some frozen fries and chicken" dinner that I reheat at work for lunch.
January 7, 2026 at 1:19 PM
They should try building a utopia for mutants at some point.
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Who doesn't hate windows? 🤷‍♂️
January 5, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Just love.
January 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
That was not what I expected when I clicked to see the content. 😱
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 PM
My life changed when I turned my couch 90°.
January 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Apparently, when I was asked who was the president before Biden when I was having a problem with my brain, "That Asshole" was the answer they accepted.
January 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Sorry, I'll have to wait until dinner time to watch this.
December 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
1/2 workout per day?
December 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I missed them last year, they're not coming to town for their next tour (they'll be 1.5 hours away. On a Tuesday). 😣
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Been over a decade since I last saw them. :(
December 29, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The "embrace asthetics" is true. I have art from friends and band posters on the walls, tons of flowers in the bay window (and growing into the rest of the house), and, yes, I have an axe hanging on the wall in the kitchen.

And I also drink lots of tea. 🤘
December 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Holy fuckin' hell!
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
This page is 1337.
December 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM