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nattie winters

@utilitylimb.bsky.social

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · Oct 21

oh yeah i can post video

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 1h

i would never subject such a noble beast to business casual

nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 4h

the zapruder film makes a lot more sense when you see the new version with the pikmin

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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social · 1d

one proposed way to save OpenAI is for Sam Altman to come to your house and take all of your things from it so that they're his things

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 2d

bluesky’s federation attempt is going about as well as the united states’ federation attempt

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 3d

only in seattle

nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 3d

no way. that’s a werewolf

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 3d

softserve burrito 🤤

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · Aug 7

a bunch of libertarians set out to make a blockchain social media paradise for the crypto bourgeois but instead their dad abandoned them and their house got overrun by transsexuals

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 5d

why does the big guy in the middle have a neck but no one else does? what a confusing detail to intentionally put in this image

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 5d

to prove i am immune to harassment, i have made a tactical decision to flash red and become stunlocked

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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social · 6d

this is what life should be about. the other horse shit shouldn't be happening.

Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 7d

let the gourd times roll

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 7d

most users complain there’s too much posting hole

nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 8d

blades are lowkey goated when removing the outer layer of an object is the vibe

nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 8d

post that did numbers in my dream:

👩🏼: i can’t open this ✉️
👩🏻: here you go 🗡️
👩🏼: thank you 📄

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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social · 9d

Lately I've been busy maintaining my Formula 1 race car. There are so many parts to buy, and so many different manufacturers you can buy from. I can't get enough of upgrading this machine, and applying new cosmetics to it.

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 9d

you can’t be posting like this with a profile pic like that man

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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social · 9d

fondly I remember when my town, which bloomed like an infection around the giant retail box, was merely dying, rather than dead

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · Mar 13

RFK Jr: The cure for sodomy is quite simple: exercise and organic foods. Our conversion camps have a 100% success rate.

Hakeem Jeffries: More lies from the ruckus boys. You had to cook the books to get that number.

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 10d

“ok so ignore the big red guy - the main gameplay loop here is baking bread and stacking crates into staircases to sequence break”

nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 10d

ultima 7 part 2: serpent isle was a game that transfixed me for months as a child and i have a lot of nostalgia for it but for some reason i find it hard to explain the appeal