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Ethan
@utopologist.bsky.social
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Communist, theatre director. I make some occasional audio projects (the talking kind). 🇵🇸
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The cast of Into The Woods all looking towards the Narrator beneath the dril tweet "to the man in the forest dressed up like a traffic cop, giving all sorts of unauthorized directions and disrupting harmony of nature: FUCK U"
October 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Four guys in colonial American clothes from Hamilton beneath the dril tweet "ok. so apparently rap did exist in the 90s. and i apologize. all the other objectionable bullshit i post here is real, though"
October 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Andrew Lloyd Webber looking impishly towards the camera underneath the dril tweet '"Crowdpleasers"... Now these, I like'
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Bobby from Company singing beneath the dril tweet "here i am again, screaming into the toilet, hoping somehow, somewhere, my future wife can hear my soothing voice resonate intot her asshole."
October 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Stephen Sondheim smiling at the camera over the dril tweet '"whodunit"?? how about we just call it a "murder mystery" insTead of resorting to that grammatical mess #TheThursdayNiteRant'
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Jesus from the film of Jesus Christ Superstar raising a finger above the dril tweet "me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point"
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Little Red and Cinderella from Into The Woods underneath the dril tweet "maybe sometimes both sides... are good and bad at the same time??? im sorry if im doing this wrong. it is difficult to write"
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Bertolt Brecht smirking towards the camera underneath the dril tweet "still way fuckin Muscled , despite the economy, despite life"
October 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Small Alison and her dad from Fun Home seated at a table underneath the dril tweet "surprise, dad. while you were witnessing the pennsylvania state lottery i tried on all your work gloves and they looked very handsome on me"
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Charles Guiteau from Assassins holding a gun up in the air underneath the dril tweet "@Lukes_WordSalad god is real. fuck garfield"
October 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I miss the drilmusicals tumblr account. They went on an incredible four-month run in 2015 and then ascended to heaven
The purple and red logo for the original production of Company with a dril tweet pasted on: "im the only person on this entire website without a wife and it is just ignorant at this poin t."
October 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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My partner got me into film photography this summer and I just got back a roll of black and white film I shot with them and God forgive me but I for maybe the first time really Get the appeal of analog, I really do
Black and white photo of koi in a pond with the sun glinting off of the surface of the water Black and white photo of a white person with curly dark hair wearing glasses and a denim jacket holding a camera while looking back towards me, the photographer
October 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I got the covid/flu double vaccine yesterday and it's got me feeling like
A CPR training mannequin staring up at the ceiling, mouth slightly open
September 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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He keeps climbing on shit and getting himself into dangerous positions so his name is Icarus!
An orange kitten with wide eyes walking towards the camera, mouth open.
August 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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UPDATE: My partner adopted him
An orange kitten with his front paws on top of a person's torso. He looks like he's yelling.
August 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Post from deathtofun from April 23, 2017 that says 'I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said "wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio'"
August 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Tumblr post from averyterrible on May 23, 2019 that says "Imagine not recognizing the interdependence of all phenomena and believing that people's choices emerge fully formed from their own untouchable independent rational self lol"
August 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Screenshot of post from jncos on Sep 5, 2017, that says 'zsnes replied to your post "My new character, The Feminist Hentai Reviewer."' Below, the reply is 'was glad that there was women in here, but boy did i not like what happened to them'
August 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Screenshot of post by monkeysky from December 4, 2017 that says "EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S MY DINNER WITH ANDRE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START SAYING THE LINES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, WALLY. I SAY EVERY LINE AND I SAY EVERY LINE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME OF ANDRE’S RHETORIC OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP DICTION. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DEBATED ON OF MANHATTAN’S MOST PRETENTIOUS THEATRE DIRECTORS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng"
August 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Screenshot of a post from user ramonnovarro from December 26, 2017 that says "When you're talking to a Sondheim fan u just know they want to steal your surplus value"
August 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I'm becoming a Soviet camera guy
A FED5b camera, a rectangular silver and black device with a crank timer on the front
August 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Shoutout to the contractor who gave me a piece of steak from his burrito to lure the kitten and brought a ladder to get us down
Me holding a small orange kitten whose mouth is open wide
August 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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I had a very stereotypical situation yesterday where a kitten was stuck in a tree that I had to climb to rescue him
Me straddling a big leafy tree limb
August 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Still from Baraka (1992) of a Butoh performer with white makeup giving an anguished silent scream, eyes rolled back and hands held on either side of the mouth
August 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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But imagine this said "Barthes" instead
Marge in the Simpsons taking a cigarette from a dog's mouth with the caption "Bart, don't give the dog cigarettes."
June 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM