i'm also a christmas baby in that my birthday is 40 weeks after christmas

Oops! All Duds!

i wonder if they sell placebos as like a snack. like somebody's got to have a brand-name product with the orange bottle or sheet packaging and everything right

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-ft... yeahhh... that's fucking right

feels like something i already understood anyway, but when an example of the thing happening makes itself obvious you just gotta say something

you can get em fresh from bespoke designers or just a pack of aviators at sheetz or a pack off eBay someone used Marlboro Miles 30 years ago to get it before they sold it to you

everyone ought to own a deck of playing cards and have a favorite patience game to play with them

you saw that one guy's figura robot didn't ya

wow... 9/9 + a big 8...

that old man with the most insane 'yes and' ever

if you laugh you go to Heaven