V0idLace
@v0idlace.bsky.social
the horrors persist, but so does my bullshit ✨
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September 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
In Spock & Doc Martens we trust 💪🤣❤️ (definitely also Doctor Who!)
September 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
In Spock & Doc Martens we trust 💪🤣❤️ (definitely also Doctor Who!)
I say to myself, as I sit here, a horny human.
September 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I say to myself, as I sit here, a horny human.
The sheer exhaustion of having the most insane lore dropped regarding family history on you at previously a Waffle House, and then today at a Taco Bell is quite frankly kinda hilarious in retrospect.
Trauma is wild. Humans are insane.
Trauma is wild. Humans are insane.
a man in a wig and sunglasses holds a piece of paper with the words crazy dad lore written above him
ALT: a man in a wig and sunglasses holds a piece of paper with the words crazy dad lore written above him
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September 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The sheer exhaustion of having the most insane lore dropped regarding family history on you at previously a Waffle House, and then today at a Taco Bell is quite frankly kinda hilarious in retrospect.
Trauma is wild. Humans are insane.
Trauma is wild. Humans are insane.
The fridge that came with the house died, so we had to get a new one. I've never EVER owned a fridge that dispensed water/made ice my entire life. I've always wanted it. Now we have one.
I cried, over water coming out of a door fridge.
I cried, over water coming out of a door fridge.
September 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The fridge that came with the house died, so we had to get a new one. I've never EVER owned a fridge that dispensed water/made ice my entire life. I've always wanted it. Now we have one.
I cried, over water coming out of a door fridge.
I cried, over water coming out of a door fridge.
(1)Possibly hot take, but if I'm not supposed to use the Internet to help myself find what could be wrong with me because "it will feed me false information/make me think I'm dying", why the FUCK is it fine for my DR to use a "medical AI chat bot"?? Bro didn't you go to school for this??
September 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
(1)Possibly hot take, but if I'm not supposed to use the Internet to help myself find what could be wrong with me because "it will feed me false information/make me think I'm dying", why the FUCK is it fine for my DR to use a "medical AI chat bot"?? Bro didn't you go to school for this??
It's time to get mah 💉Biologic💉
(but said like Daft Punk's "Technologic")
(but said like Daft Punk's "Technologic")
September 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It's time to get mah 💉Biologic💉
(but said like Daft Punk's "Technologic")
(but said like Daft Punk's "Technologic")
Me giving a life update to friends and family: So, haha, fun fact, I got laid off on Friday ✨
September 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Me giving a life update to friends and family: So, haha, fun fact, I got laid off on Friday ✨
... I got laid off today, and my partner dusted me off, took me to buy hairdye, and got me my favorites from Checkers. Now we're playing my favorite videogame together. I love him so godsdamned much 😭😭😭😭
August 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
... I got laid off today, and my partner dusted me off, took me to buy hairdye, and got me my favorites from Checkers. Now we're playing my favorite videogame together. I love him so godsdamned much 😭😭😭😭
No because why does Spotify do this to me??? 🙃
August 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
No because why does Spotify do this to me??? 🙃
I can't, he's dead. I am taking notes for my mom tho 🙈🫠
August 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I can't, he's dead. I am taking notes for my mom tho 🙈🫠
Another bout of: *kicking, screaming, & crying internally at my desk while I watch my partner leave on the Ring camera because all I want is to go home to him & spend the ENTIRE evening together instead of just like 2-3hrs at the end of every night & only more if we stay up much too late*
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August 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Another bout of: *kicking, screaming, & crying internally at my desk while I watch my partner leave on the Ring camera because all I want is to go home to him & spend the ENTIRE evening together instead of just like 2-3hrs at the end of every night & only more if we stay up much too late*
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Coworker: I hope everyone has an amazing Father's Day weekend. Go spend time with your dads!
Me: (without even thinking, just blurted) eh, I might aggressively shake the bottle his ashes are in.
Everyone in the office: 👀
(whoops my fuckin' bad y'all 😅)
Me: (without even thinking, just blurted) eh, I might aggressively shake the bottle his ashes are in.
Everyone in the office: 👀
(whoops my fuckin' bad y'all 😅)
June 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Coworker: I hope everyone has an amazing Father's Day weekend. Go spend time with your dads!
Me: (without even thinking, just blurted) eh, I might aggressively shake the bottle his ashes are in.
Everyone in the office: 👀
(whoops my fuckin' bad y'all 😅)
Me: (without even thinking, just blurted) eh, I might aggressively shake the bottle his ashes are in.
Everyone in the office: 👀
(whoops my fuckin' bad y'all 😅)
Yeah I am absolutely fucking loving @duneawakening.com SOOOOO MUCH 🥰 I did take some PTO for headstart access .
*vows to clear my calendar on May 20th so I can play this to my heart's content*
Work: we need you
Me: may thy knife chip & shatter. *Logs into Dune Awakening*
Work: we need you
Me: may thy knife chip & shatter. *Logs into Dune Awakening*
WAKE THE SLEEPER
#DuneAwakening
#DuneAwakening
June 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Yeah I am absolutely fucking loving @duneawakening.com SOOOOO MUCH 🥰 I did take some PTO for headstart access .
*listening to conversations in the office about teaching this girl's daughter how to swim* "Oh nobody taught me, just throw her in she'll learn real quick!"
I tried so hard not to audibly sigh.
Can we STOP normalizing this pls? This is not how you actually *learn* to swim. It's just traumatizing
I tried so hard not to audibly sigh.
Can we STOP normalizing this pls? This is not how you actually *learn* to swim. It's just traumatizing
May 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
*listening to conversations in the office about teaching this girl's daughter how to swim* "Oh nobody taught me, just throw her in she'll learn real quick!"
I tried so hard not to audibly sigh.
Can we STOP normalizing this pls? This is not how you actually *learn* to swim. It's just traumatizing
I tried so hard not to audibly sigh.
Can we STOP normalizing this pls? This is not how you actually *learn* to swim. It's just traumatizing
Not my entire dept at a corp office yappin abt how McD's is paying $16hr & none of us are getting paid that for positions requiring degrees & they should just "go flip burgers instead".... None of these people have worked in fast food their entire lives (but me) & I just KNOW they'd quit SO fast 🤣
May 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Not my entire dept at a corp office yappin abt how McD's is paying $16hr & none of us are getting paid that for positions requiring degrees & they should just "go flip burgers instead".... None of these people have worked in fast food their entire lives (but me) & I just KNOW they'd quit SO fast 🤣
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Meanwhile, at the Magedonald’s Drive-Thru.
May 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Meanwhile, at the Magedonald’s Drive-Thru.
*kicking, screaming, and crying internally at my desk while I watch my partner leave on the Ring camera because all I want is to go home to him, especially today, but we work at opposite times of the day and I fucking hate it so much*
May 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
*kicking, screaming, and crying internally at my desk while I watch my partner leave on the Ring camera because all I want is to go home to him, especially today, but we work at opposite times of the day and I fucking hate it so much*
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Got more answers on my chronic pain today & while nice to have them, it can be terrifying looking towards the future. I'm only 29 & already struggling so much- aging scares me on too many levels. I'm SO glad my partner loves me & reassures me so much 🥹❤️ #chronicillness #chronicpain #hereditaryissues
April 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Got more answers on my chronic pain today & while nice to have them, it can be terrifying looking towards the future. I'm only 29 & already struggling so much- aging scares me on too many levels. I'm SO glad my partner loves me & reassures me so much 🥹❤️ #chronicillness #chronicpain #hereditaryissues
Catch me joining the smokers on smoke breaks to just blow some bubbles for a lil stress relief+ whimsy 🫧
April 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Catch me joining the smokers on smoke breaks to just blow some bubbles for a lil stress relief+ whimsy 🫧
No matter what I do, I feel like it's wrong. I am constantly fucking up everywhere and idk how to NOT do that I guess?? Idk. Idk anything anymore. Life is fucking exhausting and I'm beyond tired.
April 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No matter what I do, I feel like it's wrong. I am constantly fucking up everywhere and idk how to NOT do that I guess?? Idk. Idk anything anymore. Life is fucking exhausting and I'm beyond tired.
*sniffles over my 4th coffee at my desk*
April 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
*sniffles over my 4th coffee at my desk*
The way my coworkers talk/complain about their SOs makes me so horridly sad for them and a billion times more thankful for my own SO, and tbh greatful to my own self for not falling into shitty family patterns and actively choosing someone good for me instead of just "taking what I could get".
April 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The way my coworkers talk/complain about their SOs makes me so horridly sad for them and a billion times more thankful for my own SO, and tbh greatful to my own self for not falling into shitty family patterns and actively choosing someone good for me instead of just "taking what I could get".
Crochet 🫠
March 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Crochet 🫠
Had a migraine from about 3pm until around 9-10pm and now I'm up at nearly 2AM because revenge bedtime. Bullshit migraine stole my afternoon from me so I'm apparently cashing that time out during the night meanwhile I need to be up at 7AM.
March 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Had a migraine from about 3pm until around 9-10pm and now I'm up at nearly 2AM because revenge bedtime. Bullshit migraine stole my afternoon from me so I'm apparently cashing that time out during the night meanwhile I need to be up at 7AM.