Serge Egelman
@v0max.bsky.social
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Scientist. Dir. of Usable Security & Privacy at the International Computer Science Institute (icsi.berkeley.edu). Founder, AppCensus (appcensus.io). All opinions are those of his employer(s), and not his own. https://www.guanotronic.com/~serge/
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v0max.bsky.social
I just don’t want to hear about the efficient market hypothesis ever again, thank you very much.
justinhendrix.bsky.social
"The hundreds of billions of dollars companies are investing in AI now account for an astonishing 40 per cent share of US GDP growth this year... In a way, then, America has become one big bet on AI."
America is now one big bet on AI
It’s seen as the magic fix for every threat to the US economy
www.ft.com
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chronotope.aramzs.xyz
Here's the thing...

The AI Bubble Pop *won't happen* for the same reason that the long predicted ad tech bubble pop won't happen.

They aren't selling a technology, they're selling fraud and profitable frauds always sell, the bigger they are, the longer they sell. It does not have to work to sell
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v0max.bsky.social
I remember 2.5 years ago, when I was invited to a DHS advisory meeting with senior officials, who stated they couldn’t proactively monitor *public* posts on social media for violent domestic extremism without a warrant due to the Privacy Act.

Those were quaint times.
v0max.bsky.social
Looking here (www.canada.ca/en/border-se...), I found this:

"There is also a web version of the app. We recommend this version for people who are not comfortable using mobile devices."

I am absolutely one of those people who is not comfortable using mobile devices!

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Advance Declaration: Access the ArriveCAN app and create your account - Canada.ca
Creating your ArriveCAN account; creating your saved traveller profile; upload your travel identity document; creating profiles for others
www.canada.ca
v0max.bsky.social
I was just told I needed an app to enter Canada.

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v0max.bsky.social
I feel like the wine list topping out at $750 disqualifies this from being fine dining…
v0max.bsky.social
Oops! It happened here.
v0max.bsky.social
I feel like the same applies to any self-described “thought leader.”
v0max.bsky.social
That’s an aptronym!
v0max.bsky.social
“Oh boy, sleep, that’s where I’m a Viking!”
rockshrimp.bsky.social
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
v0max.bsky.social
Because the stock market is based entirely on vibes.
Reposted by Serge Egelman
karlbode.com
@wyden.senate.gov this week tried to pass new laws that would extend the privacy protections government officials enjoy to the entire public, but Ted Cruz scuttled the effort by lying about how the updates would have stopped sex offender registries from existing
Ted Cruz blocks bill that would extend privacy protections to all Americans | TechCrunch
The Texas senator blocked a bill that would have prevented data brokers from selling personal data on anyone in the United States, and not just federal lawmakers and government officials.
techcrunch.com
v0max.bsky.social
I haven’t looked, so please no one disabuse me of the notion that these are Netflix popups.
Screenshot of a website from 15-20 years ago with a Netflix popup ad.
v0max.bsky.social
I’ve used “The Unbearable Likeness of Being John Malkovich” as a trivia name in the past!
v0max.bsky.social
Ruin a movie with another movie:

Hustle and Florence Foster Jenkins
v0max.bsky.social
As someone in security, it irks me to no end when they show these stock photos of "cyberwarriors," where everyone is in front of computers wearing camo.

I've been saying for years, if they need to wear camo in an office, *this* is the camo that they need to wear:
www.spoonflower.com/en/fabric/97...
Cute Office Supplies on White (Small Scale) Fabric | Spoonflower
Shop Cute Office Supplies on White (Small Scale) custom Fabric by moonpuff for sale on Spoonflower
www.spoonflower.com
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jerrylevine.com
Generals gathered in their masses
Listening to these goddamn asses
atrupar.com
Hegseth: "We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement."
v0max.bsky.social
Nah, the only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
v0max.bsky.social
It’s probably an app on your phone sharing location data.
Reposted by Serge Egelman
josephhall.org
This is the perfect time for a Learned Hand Job joke
v0max.bsky.social
I was thinking Thurgood Marshall Mathers, but yours is better!
v0max.bsky.social
Harlan Fiske Stone Temple Pilots?