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New Zealand mountain gets same legal rights as a person.
January 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
New Zealand mountain gets same legal rights as a person.
Crowd screams as giant fish bites mermaid's head during aquarium show
January 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Crowd screams as giant fish bites mermaid's head during aquarium show
Teen pulled out of line by mom waiting to have sex with porn star Bonnie Blue.
January 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Teen pulled out of line by mom waiting to have sex with porn star Bonnie Blue.
210 million people are now addicted to social media
January 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
210 million people are now addicted to social media
'Brain Rot' was Oxford's 2024
Word of the Year.
Word of the Year.
January 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
'Brain Rot' was Oxford's 2024
Word of the Year.
Word of the Year.
Infants developing 'werewolf syndrome' after parents take popular hair-loss drug.
January 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Infants developing 'werewolf syndrome' after parents take popular hair-loss drug.
Scientists stunned after observing 'carnivorous' squirrels eating rodents.
January 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Scientists stunned after observing 'carnivorous' squirrels eating rodents.
Motorcycling Santa Claus outruns Florida police in 120 mph, high-speed chase.
January 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Motorcycling Santa Claus outruns Florida police in 120 mph, high-speed chase.
Chlamydia could make koalas extinct.
January 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Chlamydia could make koalas extinct.
Lost city found by accident and a fly's brain mapped
January 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Lost city found by accident and a fly's brain mapped
Trump 'major health scare' predicted by world's only 'asparagus fortune teller'
January 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Trump 'major health scare' predicted by world's only 'asparagus fortune teller'
Boy of eight survives five days in lion-inhabited game park.
January 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Boy of eight survives five days in lion-inhabited game park.
Pant's explosion leaves
Australia-India series set for dramatic conclusion
Australia-India series set for dramatic conclusion
January 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Pant's explosion leaves
Australia-India series set for dramatic conclusion
Australia-India series set for dramatic conclusion
Would-be thief's attempted bank robbery foiled because he handed teller illegible note.
January 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Would-be thief's attempted bank robbery foiled because he handed teller illegible note.
Rapper fires gun through his pants during on-air interview.
January 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Rapper fires gun through his pants during on-air interview.
Indian teen dies after 'fake doctor' conducts surgery using YouTube tutorial.
January 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Indian teen dies after 'fake doctor' conducts surgery using YouTube tutorial.
I was born with two vaginas - one is for my boyfriend and one is for my fans'
January 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I was born with two vaginas - one is for my boyfriend and one is for my fans'
China roads blocked by thousands of cyclists in night quest for dumplings
November 22, 2024 at 2:22 AM
China roads blocked by thousands of cyclists in night quest for dumplings
'Winter penis' could reduce sex organ to half its summer size
November 22, 2024 at 2:19 AM
'Winter penis' could reduce sex organ to half its summer size
Mysterious Black Balls Washing Up on Sydney Beaches Revealed to Be Human Waste
November 15, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Mysterious Black Balls Washing Up on Sydney Beaches Revealed to Be Human Waste
Here's how to tell if your air fryer is spying on you:
November 15, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Here's how to tell if your air fryer is spying on you:
Ambulance hits Oregon cyclist then charges him $2K for ride to the hospital:
November 15, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Ambulance hits Oregon cyclist then charges him $2K for ride to the hospital:
I tried Kim Kardashian's viral 'salmon sperm' facial and I have thoughts
November 15, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I tried Kim Kardashian's viral 'salmon sperm' facial and I have thoughts
Russia fines Google more money than there is in entire world.
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Russia fines Google more money than there is in entire world.
A bitter feud over "the worst day on Earth" is tearing scientists apart
November 15, 2024 at 7:50 PM
A bitter feud over "the worst day on Earth" is tearing scientists apart