Vagabond
@vagabond333.bsky.social
I crochet, read a lot, collect bones, love the creepy crawlies, all my chickens have names, and I try to keep the mundane as uplifting as possible. I think I'm funnier than my mom does.
No DMs unless I know you personally.
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No DMs unless I know you personally.
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Part 1 of the comic I've been working on for the past week, Coyote Helps Place the Stars!
March 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Part 1 of the comic I've been working on for the past week, Coyote Helps Place the Stars!
Z is just 7 with a tail
February 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Z is just 7 with a tail
Not to brag or anything but I had every single part of dinner ready within a minute of each other, so I'm taking that boost of self confidence very badly. I've now dubbed myself the chef extraordinaire and I feel invincible.
February 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Not to brag or anything but I had every single part of dinner ready within a minute of each other, so I'm taking that boost of self confidence very badly. I've now dubbed myself the chef extraordinaire and I feel invincible.
What kind of rideshare do sheep use?
Ewe-ber.
Ewe-ber.
February 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
What kind of rideshare do sheep use?
Ewe-ber.
Ewe-ber.
I thought my spouse laughed at my joke but it was just a cough. Hurt my own feelings.
February 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I thought my spouse laughed at my joke but it was just a cough. Hurt my own feelings.
I hope everyone is enjoying their Superb Owl parties, I'm just here for the memes and the halftime show
February 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I hope everyone is enjoying their Superb Owl parties, I'm just here for the memes and the halftime show
It's really amazing to see your child parrot the healthy emotional coping mechanisms and reassurance that you teach them. I was frustrated earlier and my 7 yo said "take a breath, you've got this! It's okay to take a break if you're having a hard time. I love you." Damn, thanks kid. 💛
February 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
It's really amazing to see your child parrot the healthy emotional coping mechanisms and reassurance that you teach them. I was frustrated earlier and my 7 yo said "take a breath, you've got this! It's okay to take a break if you're having a hard time. I love you." Damn, thanks kid. 💛
Casually reading about the French Revolution, and I tell ya, guillotines sure made a point.
February 8, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Casually reading about the French Revolution, and I tell ya, guillotines sure made a point.
I heard a groundhog referred to as a Whistle Pig and honestly that's great. It's up there for me with armadillos being called Tactical Possums.
February 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I heard a groundhog referred to as a Whistle Pig and honestly that's great. It's up there for me with armadillos being called Tactical Possums.
I'm making bread for the first time ever, it's on its second rise, and I am so dang excited.
February 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I'm making bread for the first time ever, it's on its second rise, and I am so dang excited.
My primary motivation right now to keep up my 638 day streak on Duolingo is to fuck, heavily, with la migra should I ever come across them.
No one is illegal on stolen land.
No one is illegal on stolen land.
January 31, 2025 at 7:30 AM
My primary motivation right now to keep up my 638 day streak on Duolingo is to fuck, heavily, with la migra should I ever come across them.
No one is illegal on stolen land.
No one is illegal on stolen land.
I'm making my first sourdough starter and the names I'm considering are, in no particular order:
Bready Mercury
Samrise Gamgee
Frodough
Levain Burton
Dough Exotic
Jarnathan
Breadgar Allan Dough
Jesus Crust
Bready Mercury
Samrise Gamgee
Frodough
Levain Burton
Dough Exotic
Jarnathan
Breadgar Allan Dough
Jesus Crust
January 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I'm making my first sourdough starter and the names I'm considering are, in no particular order:
Bready Mercury
Samrise Gamgee
Frodough
Levain Burton
Dough Exotic
Jarnathan
Breadgar Allan Dough
Jesus Crust
Bready Mercury
Samrise Gamgee
Frodough
Levain Burton
Dough Exotic
Jarnathan
Breadgar Allan Dough
Jesus Crust
The fact that AOC does fiber arts and uses it to relax is exactly what I'm looking for in someone politically. I'd honestly love to see her and Buttigieg run for President someday.
Thank you, I’ll have plenty! I used to crochet a long time ago and just started knitting a few weeks ago.
It’s been a great way to stop doomscrolling and reflect 😌
I’ve finished a Sophie scarf and have started a sweater. (I’m waiting for more purple yarn & am casting on a new cardigan as I wait 🫣)
It’s been a great way to stop doomscrolling and reflect 😌
I’ve finished a Sophie scarf and have started a sweater. (I’m waiting for more purple yarn & am casting on a new cardigan as I wait 🫣)
January 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The fact that AOC does fiber arts and uses it to relax is exactly what I'm looking for in someone politically. I'd honestly love to see her and Buttigieg run for President someday.
I watched a goat keep licking an electric fence that was turned off, then screaming at the human outside as though this goat knew, deep in the recesses of their caprine brain, that the human controlled the flow of electricity it so deeply craved.
January 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I watched a goat keep licking an electric fence that was turned off, then screaming at the human outside as though this goat knew, deep in the recesses of their caprine brain, that the human controlled the flow of electricity it so deeply craved.
Tried to do the magic trick where you pretend to stick something up your nose and pull it out your mouth. Accidentally stuck the sharpie up my nose, sneezed, and tweaked my back. Where's Penn and Teller, I'm finally ready to make a name for myself.
January 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Tried to do the magic trick where you pretend to stick something up your nose and pull it out your mouth. Accidentally stuck the sharpie up my nose, sneezed, and tweaked my back. Where's Penn and Teller, I'm finally ready to make a name for myself.
It's supposed to snow next weekend and it's been sunny for the last week, so that's at least been something nice.
January 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It's supposed to snow next weekend and it's been sunny for the last week, so that's at least been something nice.
I've been listening to the Inside album from Bo Burnham pretty much non-stop since November, so that should tell you roughly where my mental health is at right about now
January 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I've been listening to the Inside album from Bo Burnham pretty much non-stop since November, so that should tell you roughly where my mental health is at right about now
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some buds act like it is so hard to love but it is so easy. you just do nothing. in the absence of all things, we just love. it is what we are built to do. just strip off everything else, all the baggage, and love is underneath
January 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
some buds act like it is so hard to love but it is so easy. you just do nothing. in the absence of all things, we just love. it is what we are built to do. just strip off everything else, all the baggage, and love is underneath
Looking up crochet patterns while I have 17 unfinished projects sounds like a great way to spend a Wednesday night
January 16, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Looking up crochet patterns while I have 17 unfinished projects sounds like a great way to spend a Wednesday night
I know I'll feel better after I take a shower and do dishes but I found sheep shearing videos and is it really procrastinating or is it educational, because I'm learning a lot
January 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I know I'll feel better after I take a shower and do dishes but I found sheep shearing videos and is it really procrastinating or is it educational, because I'm learning a lot
Polydactyl kitty belly rubs make for a good night.
January 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Polydactyl kitty belly rubs make for a good night.
Geriatric millennials will be like "I know a banger album" but it's just the JG Wentworth jingle
geriatric millenials will be like "i know a banger album" but it's just "Garden State (soundtrack)"
geriatric millenials will be like "i know a banger" but it's just "like a g6"
January 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Geriatric millennials will be like "I know a banger album" but it's just the JG Wentworth jingle
The raccoon and opossum in my decomp planter are starting to surface bones. I hope there's a baculum in there.
January 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The raccoon and opossum in my decomp planter are starting to surface bones. I hope there's a baculum in there.
Small human found out about prawns today and said "oh, like the chess pieces!" I am but a prawn in the game of life.
January 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Small human found out about prawns today and said "oh, like the chess pieces!" I am but a prawn in the game of life.