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Michael Hawk the Palico
&
David Johnson the Freeblade

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Useless Meowster: @monsterlayers.bsky.social
A patient hunter, Michael waited for her guard to drop before plunging his barbed cock deep into her folds.
June 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Eat up slut~
June 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Like most hunters and felynes, Michael prides himself on his ability to cook. His partners never start a hunt on an empty stomach.

Nor finish with one either~
June 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Consummate and pragmatic, Michael almost always initiates attacks from the rear.

A rival party's backline is almost always left undefended~

#seductivesunday
June 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
There would be no glory for Argos in this realm. No blaring trumpets. No songs of her noble deeds.

Only hushed rumors of her odd tastes, and the hypnotic, rythmic clapping of flesh~
June 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Lonely women aren't complete without a cat to take care of~
June 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
He really should keep a better eye on them shouldn't he?

Oh well. The wizard had fatter tits anyways.

Maybe the goblins will stretch out the poor cleric enough for him to use her properly without too much fuss.
June 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Grope? He's not groping!

He's just giving the fine lady a hand lugging around all that baggage.

Doesn't she appreciate that?"
June 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Reasons @frozenbeauty.bsky.social should let Michael stay the night

1. He's perfectly stuffed animal sized for maximum snuggles

2. He's "big" enough to leave a lasting impression
June 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Lone female travelers are the best~
June 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Green
May 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"So much for having to pay next time~"
April 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"I can take 'er~"
April 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"Hey you. Yeah you. C'mere real quick. Need to ask you somethin'."

🖼+❤️+🔄 to spread around please
April 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Huge purrrops to Athos, for agreeing to swap meowsters for a day.

Who knew Olivia could be such a slut
April 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I think I've got just the thing toots~
April 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Appearance / "Equipment" reference
March 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"Sorry meowster, no quests for now. Your handler is busy with something reeeaaally BIG. It could take ALL day to take care of, she knows you'll understand~!"

*WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHA-*
March 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
March 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"Again? You know this is seriously cutting into our hunting time."

Michael unfastened his lower Palico armor. The old felyne's throbbing member resting on the king's head.

"Service me extra good this time so you're sure to top off mm?"
March 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"Damn...okay but make it quick, I'm a busy felyne."
March 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"ℂ𝕒𝕟'𝕥 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪'𝕕 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕞𝕖 𝕦𝕡 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕥 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕣..."

- 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝, 𝕞𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕁𝕠𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕕

#openRP #mvRP #lewdRP #nsfwRP #monsterRP #monsterhunterRP

⬇️𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 below⬇️
March 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"N...n....nothing..."
March 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
His broke ass would do anything for a discount.
January 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
The party healer charges him one creampie per heal.

HE'S A TANK!
January 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM