VagrantGuru
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Yet again, the MAGA narrative seems to rely on "these government agents are inherently dangerous, so it's YOUR fault if you end up dead!".
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Yet again, the MAGA narrative seems to rely on "these government agents are inherently dangerous, so it's YOUR fault if you end up dead!".
But he condemns the racism in the video...🙄
February 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
But he condemns the racism in the video...🙄
"Activist judge! Lawfare! Wait, is it lawfare? Activist judge!!!"
February 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
"Activist judge! Lawfare! Wait, is it lawfare? Activist judge!!!"
I feel like this was mostly an excuse to draw boobs, somehow...
February 12, 2026 at 5:31 AM
I feel like this was mostly an excuse to draw boobs, somehow...
"Nobody knows what this guy is saying! And what's with the sandals?? What a hippie commie LOSER! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
"Nobody knows what this guy is saying! And what's with the sandals?? What a hippie commie LOSER! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
I strongly disagree.
The worst. Not ballpark, arguably, bottom ten list, whatever. Abso-fucking-lute worst.
The worst. Not ballpark, arguably, bottom ten list, whatever. Abso-fucking-lute worst.
February 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I strongly disagree.
The worst. Not ballpark, arguably, bottom ten list, whatever. Abso-fucking-lute worst.
The worst. Not ballpark, arguably, bottom ten list, whatever. Abso-fucking-lute worst.
The really funny part to me is that my wife knows nothing about the stock market and I'm sure even her first response would be "what the fuck do you mean, 'fifty thousand dollars'???".
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The really funny part to me is that my wife knows nothing about the stock market and I'm sure even her first response would be "what the fuck do you mean, 'fifty thousand dollars'???".
Well, technically, if we had a world-extinction level event, we would be getting rid of the "worst of the worst". The downside is we would get rid of everyone else as well.
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Well, technically, if we had a world-extinction level event, we would be getting rid of the "worst of the worst". The downside is we would get rid of everyone else as well.
"Follow-up: you do understand that a pardon is not forgiveness from God, right?"
February 11, 2026 at 7:39 PM
"Follow-up: you do understand that a pardon is not forgiveness from God, right?"
Because impeachment is totally a merit-based system with an impartial jury.
February 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Because impeachment is totally a merit-based system with an impartial jury.
The head of the DoJ wants to talk about...stocks?
I think I would say "if you think your own department is never worth talking about, then you should resign."
I think I would say "if you think your own department is never worth talking about, then you should resign."
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The head of the DoJ wants to talk about...stocks?
I think I would say "if you think your own department is never worth talking about, then you should resign."
I think I would say "if you think your own department is never worth talking about, then you should resign."
I love when some idiot says something irrelevant, and I say I don't care, and then they say "wellll you're replying so obviously you care! Herrrpdederrrrrp!"
How am I supposed to say that I don't care without replying?
How am I supposed to say that I don't care without replying?
February 11, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I love when some idiot says something irrelevant, and I say I don't care, and then they say "wellll you're replying so obviously you care! Herrrpdederrrrrp!"
How am I supposed to say that I don't care without replying?
How am I supposed to say that I don't care without replying?
Seriously like listening to a child make up stories.
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Seriously like listening to a child make up stories.
"OK ok so that didn't work...let's prosecute Bad Bunny for whatever he sang in Spanish during the superbowl!!"
February 11, 2026 at 2:39 AM
"OK ok so that didn't work...let's prosecute Bad Bunny for whatever he sang in Spanish during the superbowl!!"
If nobody understood what he was saying...
...how could there be anything to investigate?
...how could there be anything to investigate?
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
If nobody understood what he was saying...
...how could there be anything to investigate?
...how could there be anything to investigate?
Shorter MAGA: "Hey, they speak Russian in hat part of Ukraine, so of course Russia can take it back!"
Also: "Spanish-speaking people are invading our sovereign land in Texas!!!"
Also: "Spanish-speaking people are invading our sovereign land in Texas!!!"
February 11, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Shorter MAGA: "Hey, they speak Russian in hat part of Ukraine, so of course Russia can take it back!"
Also: "Spanish-speaking people are invading our sovereign land in Texas!!!"
Also: "Spanish-speaking people are invading our sovereign land in Texas!!!"
Soooo...the majority of Americans are "fake" because they disagree with this idiot?
Is that supposed to be an improvement?
Is that supposed to be an improvement?
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Soooo...the majority of Americans are "fake" because they disagree with this idiot?
Is that supposed to be an improvement?
Is that supposed to be an improvement?
"Hahahaaa he's just kidding, and he's uhhh...really obsessive and doesn't have any sense of propriety or limitation...uhhh...ha. ha."
February 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
"Hahahaaa he's just kidding, and he's uhhh...really obsessive and doesn't have any sense of propriety or limitation...uhhh...ha. ha."
Seriously, you would think his supporters would ponder "heyyy why are we blaming Pelosi instead of Biden???". Then they probably realize Trump was in office and sheepishly backspace over their comments.
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Seriously, you would think his supporters would ponder "heyyy why are we blaming Pelosi instead of Biden???". Then they probably realize Trump was in office and sheepishly backspace over their comments.
I mean, I'd your little political disagreement is with fascism, there might be a little shame involved. We're not talking about tax policy here.
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I mean, I'd your little political disagreement is with fascism, there might be a little shame involved. We're not talking about tax policy here.
So if someone shoots this guy and then administers first aid...that shooter is a hero?
February 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
So if someone shoots this guy and then administers first aid...that shooter is a hero?
So why was it deleted?
Either the staffer should have checked it and asked Trump...or it's Trump's responsibility. Or both, really.
But no matter what, the fact it was deleted shows that someone made a mistake. If nobody is getting fired for the lapse...then it's Trump's fault.
Either the staffer should have checked it and asked Trump...or it's Trump's responsibility. Or both, really.
But no matter what, the fact it was deleted shows that someone made a mistake. If nobody is getting fired for the lapse...then it's Trump's fault.
February 7, 2026 at 12:59 AM
So why was it deleted?
Either the staffer should have checked it and asked Trump...or it's Trump's responsibility. Or both, really.
But no matter what, the fact it was deleted shows that someone made a mistake. If nobody is getting fired for the lapse...then it's Trump's fault.
Either the staffer should have checked it and asked Trump...or it's Trump's responsibility. Or both, really.
But no matter what, the fact it was deleted shows that someone made a mistake. If nobody is getting fired for the lapse...then it's Trump's fault.
So...your "people" posted racist content without bothering to say "ummmm sir, did you watch this whole thing?"? Is this something that they expect, or are they told not to question?
Also, isn't the video like 62 seconds long? Trump doesn't have the attention span for that?
Also, isn't the video like 62 seconds long? Trump doesn't have the attention span for that?
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
So...your "people" posted racist content without bothering to say "ummmm sir, did you watch this whole thing?"? Is this something that they expect, or are they told not to question?
Also, isn't the video like 62 seconds long? Trump doesn't have the attention span for that?
Also, isn't the video like 62 seconds long? Trump doesn't have the attention span for that?
"Waaaaaait, Trump is a RACIST? Who knew???"
February 7, 2026 at 12:28 AM
"Waaaaaait, Trump is a RACIST? Who knew???"
Notice no details about that staffer being fired...
February 6, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Notice no details about that staffer being fired...