Cold take for sure, but “Wonderful Christmastime” is a four-minute song that feels like it’s eight minutes long.

My four-year-old makes a lot of observations about the world from the back seat, and I’ll remind him of some experience he had when he was younger. “You know, you went to that playground when you were a baby,” things like that. (1/2)

When there’s a minor inconvenience on a flight I’m on now I think, “I wonder if me singing [unhinged Disney song] over the P.A. would help this situation.”

“Strange Things” from Toy Story is the funniest one I’ve thought of so far.

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