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Vajazzle McDildertits
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I am a can of pasta bolognese
Once in about 3 years I make shitty car content
Once in 6 years I make anime content

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So the term "clanker" is starting to make social headway and I was wondering if you had any thoughts about it.
October 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Honestly, if the economy takes another dump, the US is going to pick a fight somewhere and throw money at it to prop the economy up in the most expensive way possible for the American taxpayer.
January 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
What's new on BS? I'm certain audience here has been growing but I don't know who I can follow at this point. Whatcha got?
January 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
You know how to know you're old? You're shazaming music you hear at target
January 23, 2024 at 8:11 PM
"Rome wasn't sacked in a day" is still my favourite mutated phrase I like to use.
January 20, 2024 at 10:50 PM
I like to take my medications with non-alcoholic beer.

I'm joking. I usually forget to take my meds
December 19, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Teddy Baldassarre is one of my favourite watch presenting sources of knowledge around, but every time youtube captions his name as "Teddy Bulbasaur" I literally can't even
December 16, 2023 at 10:56 PM
Guy: I wanna buy all your games
Me: I'm keeping these to sell on ebay, they're rare
Guy: Send pics, you never know
Me: Ok
Guy: Nvm I don't want to buy anything anymore
Me: I knew this would happen
December 16, 2023 at 3:56 AM
I don't like hard cider.
December 15, 2023 at 12:32 AM
at&t might have the better of the deprioritized cell networks, but their services, apps, and employees are the worst I've dealt with, and I've dealt with a lot of them.
December 13, 2023 at 8:57 PM
I've used an ultrawide curved monitor for a year. It died today and I had to go back to a flat panel monitor. No big loss, except for now when I look at the flat panel it seems convex to me. Using a curved monitor has altered my vision.
December 7, 2023 at 7:48 PM
My phone just force upgraded my S22 Ultra to one UI 6 and it just seems like morr of the same only slower. Android 14? Ok but if you're gonna cover it up anyway with your crap what's the point?
December 5, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Today my awesome investing strategy has paid off in a dividend of exactly $0.01. Follow me for more rewarding investment advice
December 4, 2023 at 9:28 PM
My right eye no longer can cope with contact lenses I've been wearing comfortably for decades. NOW I'm old.
November 25, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Okay dark chocolate in coffee part 3. Turning the dark chocolate into a water ganache and stirring it into my black coffee seems to seal the deal. This works and a water ganache is super easy to make
November 24, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Happy Thanksgiving. Funny enough all the well wishes popped up from people I'm following, but I got something like 120 emails from various online services all wishing me the same.

I hope our new AI overlords will also be as polite
November 23, 2023 at 6:49 PM
Ever have some marinara sauce covered pasta and then lick a wound on your finger for a few seconds TOO LONG thinking you spilled some sauce?

but it's blood....
November 20, 2023 at 9:58 PM
I know fiber is supposed to be healthy but what is happening right now can not be considered healthy by anyone with their humanity intact
November 19, 2023 at 1:00 PM
I started wearing wearable weights when I do calisthenics and I am happy to report that I can become unhappy much more quickly and efficiently than ever before
November 15, 2023 at 1:53 AM
I've said it multiple times, but "I didn't experience it so it doesn't happen at all" is the worst logical fallacy I see on the internet that tends to come from well meaning people.

others may be objectively worse but this one causes the most uneven level of damage vs intention
November 12, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Update on the cacao inside of coffee front - the dark chocolate simply does not mix well and separates back out quickly, especially if the coffee cools. It also sticks to the container walls. Constant stirring helps, but I have not found a binder to keep the chocolate mixed
November 12, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Beethoven invented Emo music
November 12, 2023 at 4:45 AM
Someday I'm going to organize a morning car meet and there will be no stupid phrases, no catchy rhymes or alliteration and it will be called "Vehicles" and nothing else will be served.
November 9, 2023 at 5:31 AM
I jogged walked to the local McDonald's and back. Roughly a little over 3.4 miles. I estimate about 2 miles jogging, 1.4 miles walking. And I got breakfast to boot. It felt good.

Don't get me wrong, I hated every minute of it while it was happening, but I'm glad I got it done
October 29, 2023 at 7:55 PM
I am making way more typos today than usual. I'm not sure what's going on here. It's starting to become concerning because I'm not sleep deprived
October 29, 2023 at 4:01 AM