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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex
@val-apocalypse.satan.social
35 yo Puckish Rogue gender. They/Them
Broke sinner, always needs help.
I'm a proud Satanist who's hot for femmeby Lucifer, don't fucking proselytize to me.
Cashapp: ValravenApocalypse
Very interesting read, but now my unemployed anti-ICE ass is wondering if I could get hired the same way, accept, never show up to work, and collect pay because they just need the numbers and no one cares
January 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Holy shit, nextdoor being used for something good?

"Hello, Satan? What, you need ice skates?"
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
*sigh* I mean, she's right, we can't trust the government, and a large part of that is because people like her are the government, so...
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 AM
It's possible that they were written by an intern who despises the company but it was all they could get
January 12, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Just a list of things that might be suspicious if one were to buy them together
January 12, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Water balloons, too, come to think of it...
January 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
As if half the force doesn't compete with that rate and likely have an equivalent maturity level
January 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Pretty sure you can get glue and paint at the Dollar store... Glitter, too, I bet.

Damn, a mix of that would really fuck up visibility if it got on a windshield or helmet visor...
January 12, 2026 at 1:21 PM
The fool jingled miserably back to his shitty SUV...
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM