A movie about a documentary of a social experiment, thinly veiled as a reality show by a rich woman, who dates an antisocial young individual who still lives at home to help them become a better person to prove you can change someone if you really try.

You don't need a support group that requires lots of validation to become part of it, just send thoughts into a sea of text to reinforce that you're alone and get everything off your chest, you'll feel better and won't be judged.

"Good afternoon passengers, we've just had a successful takeoff and we will be at our destination in three hours. If you look to your left, you can see the original point of the conversation I started with you five minutes ago. Thank you for flying Neurodivergent Airlines."

It's okay to be sad over death, even if it's related to a person you don't know. Just make sure you don't touch the robes on accident or you'll be with said person before you know it.

Reminder that tomorrow the FCC is gonna flick a switch and...

*Checks notes*

...Turn everyone into something because something something 5G vaccines. I honestly can't read sharpie.

"Don't make decisions when you're not in the right mindset that affects your life."

Well when am I supposed to make a decision, Mom? The light just turned green and I'm not gonna stop crying anytime soon over that burrito.

Couples therapy without a therapist, the new Divorce speedrun trick topping leaderboards.

I keep trying to be positive but they won't let me keep the cord plugged in.