Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro
@valerievaltesse.bsky.social
Elevated Dating 🥂 | Elite Companionship💃 | Embodied Connection ✨️
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"Happiness is an inside job."
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➡️ valerievaltesse.com
"Happiness is an inside job."
We all need Vitamin Sea! 🌊
December 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We all need Vitamin Sea! 🌊
Countdown to Christmas! Hope you made Santa's Naughty List 📃 ✏️ ... because being "bad" has never been such fun! 🎄✨️🎁
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Countdown to Christmas! Hope you made Santa's Naughty List 📃 ✏️ ... because being "bad" has never been such fun! 🎄✨️🎁
All I want for Christmas... is YOU.
Hello December! 🎄 I'm extending texting privileges to anyone who has seen me in the last 90 days or treated me to a gift from my Wishlist. 🎁
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Hello December! 🎄 I'm extending texting privileges to anyone who has seen me in the last 90 days or treated me to a gift from my Wishlist. 🎁
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December 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
All I want for Christmas... is YOU.
Hello December! 🎄 I'm extending texting privileges to anyone who has seen me in the last 90 days or treated me to a gift from my Wishlist. 🎁
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Hello December! 🎄 I'm extending texting privileges to anyone who has seen me in the last 90 days or treated me to a gift from my Wishlist. 🎁
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Upcoming Tour Announcement:
Mon, 12/1 - Sun, 12/14
All aboard 🚂... pre-book to guarantee my arrival in Western Maryland and Pennsylvania!
✨ Harrisburg • York • Hagerstown • Frederick
✨ Dates are flexible based on demand!
Let’s unwrap something fun this December. 🎄🎁
Mon, 12/1 - Sun, 12/14
All aboard 🚂... pre-book to guarantee my arrival in Western Maryland and Pennsylvania!
✨ Harrisburg • York • Hagerstown • Frederick
✨ Dates are flexible based on demand!
Let’s unwrap something fun this December. 🎄🎁
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Upcoming Tour Announcement:
Mon, 12/1 - Sun, 12/14
All aboard 🚂... pre-book to guarantee my arrival in Western Maryland and Pennsylvania!
✨ Harrisburg • York • Hagerstown • Frederick
✨ Dates are flexible based on demand!
Let’s unwrap something fun this December. 🎄🎁
Mon, 12/1 - Sun, 12/14
All aboard 🚂... pre-book to guarantee my arrival in Western Maryland and Pennsylvania!
✨ Harrisburg • York • Hagerstown • Frederick
✨ Dates are flexible based on demand!
Let’s unwrap something fun this December. 🎄🎁
Hello November! 🍂🍁🍺
"Fear not November's challenge bold. We've books and friends, and hearths that never can grow cold."
-- Alexander L. Fraser
"Fear not November's challenge bold. We've books and friends, and hearths that never can grow cold."
-- Alexander L. Fraser
November 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hello November! 🍂🍁🍺
"Fear not November's challenge bold. We've books and friends, and hearths that never can grow cold."
-- Alexander L. Fraser
"Fear not November's challenge bold. We've books and friends, and hearths that never can grow cold."
-- Alexander L. Fraser
They say people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. I say they should stop pretending they don’t like being watched. 🪟🥀
October 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
They say people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. I say they should stop pretending they don’t like being watched. 🪟🥀
👻 Spooky season begins today… let’s make it less about fright and more about delight. 🥂
Arriving in Boston soon, available for Incall/Outcall and Social Dates!
Saturday, Oct 4th
Sunday, Oct 5th
Monday, Oct 6th
Tuesday, Oct 7th
Arriving in Boston soon, available for Incall/Outcall and Social Dates!
Saturday, Oct 4th
Sunday, Oct 5th
Monday, Oct 6th
Tuesday, Oct 7th
October 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
👻 Spooky season begins today… let’s make it less about fright and more about delight. 🥂
Arriving in Boston soon, available for Incall/Outcall and Social Dates!
Saturday, Oct 4th
Sunday, Oct 5th
Monday, Oct 6th
Tuesday, Oct 7th
Arriving in Boston soon, available for Incall/Outcall and Social Dates!
Saturday, Oct 4th
Sunday, Oct 5th
Monday, Oct 6th
Tuesday, Oct 7th
Pre-book to guarantee my arrival in Boston! Option A/B will be selected based on demand. 🎯
A) Sat, 9/27 - Tue, 9/30
B) Mon, 10/6 - Fri, 10/10
"You cannot score a goal when you are sitting on the bench. To do so, you have to dress up and enter the game."
-- Israelmore Ayivor
A) Sat, 9/27 - Tue, 9/30
B) Mon, 10/6 - Fri, 10/10
"You cannot score a goal when you are sitting on the bench. To do so, you have to dress up and enter the game."
-- Israelmore Ayivor
September 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Pre-book to guarantee my arrival in Boston! Option A/B will be selected based on demand. 🎯
A) Sat, 9/27 - Tue, 9/30
B) Mon, 10/6 - Fri, 10/10
"You cannot score a goal when you are sitting on the bench. To do so, you have to dress up and enter the game."
-- Israelmore Ayivor
A) Sat, 9/27 - Tue, 9/30
B) Mon, 10/6 - Fri, 10/10
"You cannot score a goal when you are sitting on the bench. To do so, you have to dress up and enter the game."
-- Israelmore Ayivor
According to the founder of Google’s first generative AI team, we should focus on cultivating strong human bonds.
Who is ready to connect... deeply? 😜
Who is ready to connect... deeply? 😜
August 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
According to the founder of Google’s first generative AI team, we should focus on cultivating strong human bonds.
Who is ready to connect... deeply? 😜
Who is ready to connect... deeply? 😜
Wordless Wednesday
August 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Wordless Wednesday
There are still 8 sultry summer weekends left to play, unwind, and revel in the magic of the season. It's time to slip into full vacation mode, with slow mornings, spontaneous adventures, and irresistible moments of connection.
Let's make every second count — CONTACT ME TODAY.
Let's make every second count — CONTACT ME TODAY.
July 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
There are still 8 sultry summer weekends left to play, unwind, and revel in the magic of the season. It's time to slip into full vacation mode, with slow mornings, spontaneous adventures, and irresistible moments of connection.
Let's make every second count — CONTACT ME TODAY.
Let's make every second count — CONTACT ME TODAY.
Today is Bastille Day, which makes me wistful for my time in France 🇫🇷 last summer where I got to attend the Olympic Games to support Team USA.
Need a fun and savvy travel companion? I'm passport-ready, get in touch! ✈️🛳🚆
Need a fun and savvy travel companion? I'm passport-ready, get in touch! ✈️🛳🚆
July 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Today is Bastille Day, which makes me wistful for my time in France 🇫🇷 last summer where I got to attend the Olympic Games to support Team USA.
Need a fun and savvy travel companion? I'm passport-ready, get in touch! ✈️🛳🚆
Need a fun and savvy travel companion? I'm passport-ready, get in touch! ✈️🛳🚆
Happy 4th of July! Rolling through a sunny fabulous long weekend, hope yours is going swimmingly. 🇺🇸 🎆
July 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Happy 4th of July! Rolling through a sunny fabulous long weekend, hope yours is going swimmingly. 🇺🇸 🎆
Wordless Wednesday
June 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Wordless Wednesday
Juneteenth 🇺🇸 is a great time to celebrate freedom and embrace independence! I count my lucky stars ✨️ that I was born in this current era and can live a carefree happy existence.
June 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Juneteenth 🇺🇸 is a great time to celebrate freedom and embrace independence! I count my lucky stars ✨️ that I was born in this current era and can live a carefree happy existence.
Happy Memorial Day weekend! ☀️
May 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Happy Memorial Day weekend! ☀️
Summer vibes. 🏝🍹Las Vegas and Phoenix are two uniquely American cities, and I hope to return soon.
April 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Summer vibes. 🏝🍹Las Vegas and Phoenix are two uniquely American cities, and I hope to return soon.
Happy Earth Day! 🌎 Just returning home from my Southwestern USA tour, feeling renewed and ready for new adventures ahead. 💙🦋🩵
April 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Happy Earth Day! 🌎 Just returning home from my Southwestern USA tour, feeling renewed and ready for new adventures ahead. 💙🦋🩵
Secret Agent here, with an undercover mission to exploit any zipper malfunctions that just may happen to occur in my presence. 😎🖤
April 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Secret Agent here, with an undercover mission to exploit any zipper malfunctions that just may happen to occur in my presence. 😎🖤
Who's ready for a Spring Fling? 🍃🐝
March 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Who's ready for a Spring Fling? 🍃🐝
Springtime in D.C. is full of enchantment, and I find the Saucer Magnolias especially lovely. I'll be touring Wilmington and Philly this week and look forward to seeing what's in bloom. 🌷🪻🌷
Prebooking for Tour Dates: Wednesday, 3/26 and Thursday, 3/27
Prebooking for Tour Dates: Wednesday, 3/26 and Thursday, 3/27
March 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Springtime in D.C. is full of enchantment, and I find the Saucer Magnolias especially lovely. I'll be touring Wilmington and Philly this week and look forward to seeing what's in bloom. 🌷🪻🌷
Prebooking for Tour Dates: Wednesday, 3/26 and Thursday, 3/27
Prebooking for Tour Dates: Wednesday, 3/26 and Thursday, 3/27
Happy St. Patrick's Day! 🍀 May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. Get in touch to get LUCKY. 🌈💰💚
March 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Happy St. Patrick's Day! 🍀 May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. Get in touch to get LUCKY. 🌈💰💚
It's Fat Tuesday 🍩🎭 and I've got a little Cajun in my soul. To get me in a celebratory mood on Mardi Gras all I need is a partner in crime. Lets PARTY!💜 🎉 💛
March 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It's Fat Tuesday 🍩🎭 and I've got a little Cajun in my soul. To get me in a celebratory mood on Mardi Gras all I need is a partner in crime. Lets PARTY!💜 🎉 💛
Swinging into Spring... I attended the 196th Annual Philadelphia Flower Show and really hope to return to this incredible city soon again. Philly admirers, get in touch today.
🌹🌸🪻🌼🌷
🌹🌸🪻🌼🌷
March 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Swinging into Spring... I attended the 196th Annual Philadelphia Flower Show and really hope to return to this incredible city soon again. Philly admirers, get in touch today.
🌹🌸🪻🌼🌷
🌹🌸🪻🌼🌷
Valentine’s Day is all about love, so I’m sending some of mine to you. 💖💘💞
February 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Valentine’s Day is all about love, so I’m sending some of mine to you. 💖💘💞