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VAL🦴HAL
@valhal.bsky.social
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(Mostly) Horror Illustrator/Creator/Comic Artist
👉FINGER GUNS👈
🔪THE SLASHER'S APPRENTICE 🔪
✨EMAIL: [email protected]✨
💉 He/Him trans dude 💉
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I'm 33 today, time for me to get Gommaged 😔
Me in a snake print sweater holding up two fingers and looking dead inside
January 17, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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It's #PortfolioDay once again...

I'm Val, a trans illustrator and comic creator who would love to take on some more work, especially character designs 💁‍♂️✨

📨 [email protected]
🎨 www.artstation.com/valhallahalv...
Cover for The Slasher's Apprentice 6 rotting, floating jack o' lanterns flying through a cornfield at sunset
January 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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And Shadowheart cosplay
January 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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It's a King Arthur recipe but I think it's only in this book
December 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Buffalo Chicken rolls with homemade ranch 🍞
Buffalo Chicken rolls (like cinnamon rolls) with a ranch drizzle and green onions sprinkled on top
December 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Sharing my cover again cause I changed the title font since the last time I posted it, and also it releases Feb 10th!

By @lormaggot.ca 🪱
Get it from @ghoulish.bsky.social 💁‍♂️✨

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Cover art for Cosmic Dyke Patrol by Lor Gislason
December 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I spent 2 days making this yule log cake 😵‍💫 It's got malted chocolate buttercream, tempered chocolate for the bark, matcha sponge cake for the moss, and merengue for the little mushrooms 🍄
A yule log cake with chocolate bark, matcha moss, and little merengue mushrooms The same cake from a slightly different angle
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Mint matcha chocolate checkerboard and chocolate brownie pistachio cookies 💁‍♂️🍪
Green and red checkerboard patterned shortbread cookies arranged like a wreath on a plate Brownie cookie with pistachio cream in the middle with crushed pistachios sprinkled on top
December 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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When the executive dysfunction hits
December 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Made a crab rangoon pizza 🦀
A pizza with cream cheese, crab, black and toasted sesame seeds, sweet and sour sauce drizzle, and half green onions The same pizza but just a slice
December 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Being a trans dude in your 30's is just this
36 year old male model who looks 17
December 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Red Letter Media Mike saying 'the only thing he should host is a parasite'
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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She keeps blocking the vent and making the bathroom cold 🥶
A brown cat fully covering a vent in a bathroom
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I love doing covers! Here's a few of mine:
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Had no idea Neopets made a fursona of me...
An otter Neopet with teal and black hair covered in paint and holding a paint brush
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Got my brown paper sack full of hormones again
A year's worth of HRT in a brown paper bag
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Made a green bean casserole pizza with turkey, boursin garlic & herb cheese, and of course fried onions on top 🦃

Pizza purists look away 🙅
A hand made pizza on a cutting board with French cut green beans, mushroom sauce, turkey, boursin cheese, and fried onions on top
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Purple sweet potato pie with a honey Swiss merengue topping that I made 🥧
A pie with a graham cracker crust and purple sweet potato filling with a toasted Swiss merengue topping The same pie but without the Swiss merengue so you can see how purple it is
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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What is the purpose of making a fake water propagated plant...
A green fake plant that's fake propagated in fake water
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Man gives my local Chinese restaurant a 1 star review because the soup was too hot...
1 star review of a local Chinese restaurant: So had one of my worst experiences. Live in Arnold/ imperial, easily 25 minutes to get the food home. Hoping the food will still be hot when I arrive. Surely it was. Got the egg drop soup out of the bag, put some ice cubes in it to help cool, went to eat it after blowing on it. Had to spit it out as it burned me immediately . Got a thermometer, the temperature was still over 150 degrees!!!! That is after a half hour, and ice was added, so how hot was it served? Upon further inspection the lid was even warped from how hot it was served!!! I can't comment on atmosphere as I was a pickup order but I can assure you I won't be eating here again. The egg drop soup was WAY WAY WAY too hot!!!
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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We're calling them glass eggs now, huh?
Very butt plug shaped 'royal limited Egyptian glass egg set' on FB marketplace
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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The trade paperback for The Slasher's Apprentice is out today! That collects all 5 issues in one easy-to-read package.

It's perfect reading for spooky season, just sayin' 🔪

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A: Me
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Riley with her glasses reflecting as she rises out of a pool of blood
October 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Made a pumpkin spice cake with brown butter cream cheese icing and the hollow part of the center had a bunch of little candy corn pumpkins
A pumpkin shaped cake
October 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Trying to find a key
Sticking my hand in a toilet as James Sunderland
October 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Waiting on his patches to come in the mail, but pretty much done with my James Sunderland costume
Me in a James Sunderland costume in my dark basement Same but with more of my face lit up
October 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM