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Valhalla Reindeer Ranch
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Follow our journey toward reindeer ownership! We are so close to achieving a dream decades in the making.
Red White and Blueland??? How is anyone taking these people seriously? I'm just flabbergasted by the incomprehensible stupidity.
February 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
6 of 16 beds done (well...planned anyways). I have the in ground garden, the pumpkin patch, the flower patch, and the experimental container garden yet to go. Good thing it's only February lol!
February 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
February 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"MOTHER IS UNWELLLLL!!!!! RED ALERT!!!!!"

If loyalty is what you need, you need an Aussie.
February 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"Oh wow, you've lost so much weight!"
"Thanks! It's gender affirming care to lower my testosterone!"

(PCOS)
February 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
They can never force you not to care. Your soul is your own and your love is yours to spend where you wish.
February 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is our jam.
January 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"It was a Roman salute." Dude...that's literally the same thing.

"He's got Aspergers!"
I beg you to look up who Asperger was. And also no.

"It's sign language!"
.....WHAT?!

Remember, straight wrist, first two knuckles.
January 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
-40F windchill this morning!
January 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Facebook just served me three posts about the gods forsaken NFL....TikTok would never.
January 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Can my kids just have like....one precidented year? A month maybe? My eldest asked me if politics have always been like this. I said they've never been pleasant but this is.....1930's unpleasant...
January 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
January through March is art practice time!
January 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Yet again, I seem to have ruffled some feathers over on the doomed clock app about this. It is important to me that I start off on a terrible foot here and inform you that reindeer and caribou are not the same. Taxinomically? Yes. Reality? No. (Not my picture...but these are reindeer)
January 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
These flowers are for anyone else that has had to write their business plan....especially the part where you have to let your catastrophic thinking tendencies run wild.
January 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'm trying to work up the courage to switch to MIGardener seeds b'c they are SO affordable and I like the education work they do but this is last year's Johnny's garden (who I've been using for years).

The struggle is real.

*not looking for seed source reccomendations just whining lol!
January 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My something orange!

#art #orange

Our gardening education projects are quietly bubbling away as we launch the reindeer ranch and we will be announcing some cool stuff on that front this year as well!
January 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Valhalla Reindeer Ranch is coming in 2025! For now enjoy the shenanigans of our donkeys, Fjord mule, and other farm friends♡
January 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM