Golly gee, Mr. Schumer, that's sure to make him stop. Good work!

Jared and oil execs, I assume

Trying not to get our hopes up

Love the dedication, love the shirt even more!

Dang it, Governor, now you're making me nostalgic for winter workouts!

Mass shootings, estranged parent kidnappings, etc.

At the risk of sounding dismissive, I would advise you to not overthink. Life is literally a series of major decisions and we never know how things would have been if we'd made other choices. Trust yourself. Do your reading and do your thinking and then trust yourself to make solid choices.

Hardest roast ever. Well done!

And nothing of value was lost

"Intellectuals"

Or burn it down and salt the earth

30 years and counting

Seems like they're just making excuses to get rid of the news division entirely. No news means no bad news for the administration

That word is not working hard enough