Monumental Absurdist.
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👍🤣👍 “This is the Maritime Drug Law Enforcement Act of 1986 authored by…Chuck Schumer. He wrote the law that makes it legal to blow drug boats out of the water".
Presenting a performance of "Smoke on the Water" on a touch-tone telephone, as follows - 3-6-9/3-6-9-3/3-6-9/3-9. x.com/i/status/200...
Presenting a performance of "Smoke on the Water" on a touch-tone telephone, as follows - 3-6-9/3-6-9-3/3-6-9/3-9. x.com/i/status/200...
x.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
👍🤣👍 “This is the Maritime Drug Law Enforcement Act of 1986 authored by…Chuck Schumer. He wrote the law that makes it legal to blow drug boats out of the water".
Presenting a performance of "Smoke on the Water" on a touch-tone telephone, as follows - 3-6-9/3-6-9-3/3-6-9/3-9. x.com/i/status/200...
Presenting a performance of "Smoke on the Water" on a touch-tone telephone, as follows - 3-6-9/3-6-9-3/3-6-9/3-9. x.com/i/status/200...
🤔 Their son is a coward.
December 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
🤔 Their son is a coward.
🫡 Bon Voyage to Steve Cropper.
"Play It, Steve".
( 21 October 1941 – 3 December 2025 )
The question isn't what recordings did Steve Cropper perform on.
It's what didn't he perform on.
Here is the list & it will astound everyone.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_C...
"Play It, Steve".
( 21 October 1941 – 3 December 2025 )
The question isn't what recordings did Steve Cropper perform on.
It's what didn't he perform on.
Here is the list & it will astound everyone.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_C...
Steve Cropper - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
🫡 Bon Voyage to Steve Cropper.
"Play It, Steve".
( 21 October 1941 – 3 December 2025 )
The question isn't what recordings did Steve Cropper perform on.
It's what didn't he perform on.
Here is the list & it will astound everyone.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_C...
"Play It, Steve".
( 21 October 1941 – 3 December 2025 )
The question isn't what recordings did Steve Cropper perform on.
It's what didn't he perform on.
Here is the list & it will astound everyone.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_C...
🤡 Trump Derangement Syndrome is a trend, a fad, a popular opinion & not a sane political platform & anyone with Trump Derangement Syndrome aren't accomplishing great things. They're wasting their life running on a Möbius loop.
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
🤡 Trump Derangement Syndrome is a trend, a fad, a popular opinion & not a sane political platform & anyone with Trump Derangement Syndrome aren't accomplishing great things. They're wasting their life running on a Möbius loop.
🤣 "At sixes & sevens" is an English idiom used to describe a condition of confusion, or disarray. It's not known for certain, but the most likely origin of the phrase is the dice game "hazard", a more complicated version of the modern game of craps. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At_sixe...
At sixes and sevens - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
🤣 "At sixes & sevens" is an English idiom used to describe a condition of confusion, or disarray. It's not known for certain, but the most likely origin of the phrase is the dice game "hazard", a more complicated version of the modern game of craps. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At_sixe...
😱 Democrats, you're on Santa's naughty list.
x.com/i/status/199...
x.com/i/status/199...
Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 HOLY CRAP! The GOP just released a DEVASTATING ad against US Texas Senate candidate Jasmine Crockett. Absolutely brutal. CROCKETT: "I challenge somebody to go and find a clip of a Democrat invoking violence!" ALSO CROCKETT: "You punch [...] We about to beat you down!" And https://t.co/w8TJRToVc3" / X
🚨 HOLY CRAP! The GOP just released a DEVASTATING ad against US Texas Senate candidate Jasmine Crockett. Absolutely brutal. CROCKETT
x.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
😱 Democrats, you're on Santa's naughty list.
x.com/i/status/199...
x.com/i/status/199...
🤔 Boycott Cinnabun & any restaurant/business, allowing customers to attack employees, especially customers using their primitive religion as an excuse to provoke employees for an ambulance chasing lawsuit. An employee is a person, not a slave & they're not asking to be hurt. Make your own rolls.
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
🤔 Boycott Cinnabun & any restaurant/business, allowing customers to attack employees, especially customers using their primitive religion as an excuse to provoke employees for an ambulance chasing lawsuit. An employee is a person, not a slave & they're not asking to be hurt. Make your own rolls.
🤣 The reason for the season.
December 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
🤣 The reason for the season.
😍 Morrissey has it correct,
"diversity" actually means "conformity".
I'll add, it also means no creativity,
as demonstrated via the endless re-makes.
x.com/i/status/199...
"diversity" actually means "conformity".
I'll add, it also means no creativity,
as demonstrated via the endless re-makes.
x.com/i/status/199...
Chay Bowes on X: "The great musician Morrissey on "Diversity" "When people talk about diversity they don't talk about the great things we don't have in common" https://t.co/iXhYwpYrtD" / X
The great musician Morrissey on "Diversity" "When people talk about diversity they don't talk about the great things we don't have in common" https://t.co/iXhYwpYrtD
x.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
😍 Morrissey has it correct,
"diversity" actually means "conformity".
I'll add, it also means no creativity,
as demonstrated via the endless re-makes.
x.com/i/status/199...
"diversity" actually means "conformity".
I'll add, it also means no creativity,
as demonstrated via the endless re-makes.
x.com/i/status/199...
🫡 Pete Hegseth ROCKS!
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
🫡 Pete Hegseth ROCKS!
🫡 Bon Voyage to Udo Kier.
( 14 October 1944 – 23 November 2025 )
His loveliness & his talent never faded.
youtu.be/ErHhNJ586IY?...
( 14 October 1944 – 23 November 2025 )
His loveliness & his talent never faded.
youtu.be/ErHhNJ586IY?...
Blood For Dracula 1974 intro with Udo Kier - HD
YouTube video by MultiCathyU - Cassie Arc
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
🫡 Bon Voyage to Udo Kier.
( 14 October 1944 – 23 November 2025 )
His loveliness & his talent never faded.
youtu.be/ErHhNJ586IY?...
( 14 October 1944 – 23 November 2025 )
His loveliness & his talent never faded.
youtu.be/ErHhNJ586IY?...
😱 Seven rumored images of Trump with underage girls we've debunked. After the House Oversight Committee released documents from Jeffrey Epstein's estate in late 2025, fake images of Trump spread online. Of course the images are a lie, DUH! www.snopes.com/collections/...
7 rumored images of Trump with underage girls we've debunked
After the House Oversight Committee released documents from Jeffrey Epstein's estate in late 2025, fake images of Trump spread online.
www.snopes.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
😱 Seven rumored images of Trump with underage girls we've debunked. After the House Oversight Committee released documents from Jeffrey Epstein's estate in late 2025, fake images of Trump spread online. Of course the images are a lie, DUH! www.snopes.com/collections/...
👍🤣👍 Curiouser & curiouser.
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
👍🤣👍 Curiouser & curiouser.
😍 The High court rejected an appeal from former county clerk Kim Davis who refused to issue same-sex marriage licenses due to her Christian faith. This legal precedence will be applied to Muhammadans, claiming "Haram" forbids them to touch/sell products. Checkmate. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Supreme Court rejects challenge to landmark same-sex marriage decision
Kim Davis asked the Supreme Court to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges appealing damages she owed a gay couple after she denied them a marriage license.
www.usatoday.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
😍 The High court rejected an appeal from former county clerk Kim Davis who refused to issue same-sex marriage licenses due to her Christian faith. This legal precedence will be applied to Muhammadans, claiming "Haram" forbids them to touch/sell products. Checkmate. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
🤣 Eilish "donated" money, via over-charging her fan's tickets, ( Clever Girl. ), to "food equity, climate justice & reducing carbon pollution" posers instead of directly to food banks. Eilish is a no-talent jackass on her way to a Las Vegas residency for "comp" tickets.
factually.co/fact-checks/...
factually.co/fact-checks/...
Fact Check: Which charities or causes did Billie Eilish reportedly...
Executive summary
Billie Eilish announced an $11.5 million donation tied to her Hit Me Hard and Soft tour to support groups working on food equity, clima...
factually.co
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
🤣 Eilish "donated" money, via over-charging her fan's tickets, ( Clever Girl. ), to "food equity, climate justice & reducing carbon pollution" posers instead of directly to food banks. Eilish is a no-talent jackass on her way to a Las Vegas residency for "comp" tickets.
factually.co/fact-checks/...
factually.co/fact-checks/...
😱 The Acme polenta lobby is strangely silent. Patton Oswalt is a professional comedian/voice & character actor/comic-book artist & writer. I seriously doubt sane people consider him, or Wiley E. Coyote, to be any form of "influencer"/"rôle model". theamericantribune.com/leftist-acto...
Leftist Actor Caught Calling For Violence Against Tom Homan And His Family - The American Tribune.com
Liberal actor Patton Oswalt got slammed on social media after he made an inflammatory post calling for violence against border czar Tom Homan on his Bluesky
theamericantribune.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
😱 The Acme polenta lobby is strangely silent. Patton Oswalt is a professional comedian/voice & character actor/comic-book artist & writer. I seriously doubt sane people consider him, or Wiley E. Coyote, to be any form of "influencer"/"rôle model". theamericantribune.com/leftist-acto...
🤔 While you're at it, please read this essay by Ann Coulter. It provides more evidence why Ghislaine Maxwell must stay in prison for the maximum sentence. No pardon is possible for her crimes against children. Enough is enough. anncoulter.substack.com/p/my-sparkli...
My Sparkling Cameo in the Epstein Files!
Good to know he read my stuff.
anncoulter.substack.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
🤔 While you're at it, please read this essay by Ann Coulter. It provides more evidence why Ghislaine Maxwell must stay in prison for the maximum sentence. No pardon is possible for her crimes against children. Enough is enough. anncoulter.substack.com/p/my-sparkli...
👍😍👍 I don't care about Guillermo Del Toro's political views & his personal life. Selfishly, I only care about his stunning works. Priorities, priorities, priorities, darling. 👍😍👍 faroutmagazine.co.uk/guillermo-de...
The brilliantly imaginative sketches by Guillermo del Toro
The likes of Pan's Labyrinth, Hellboy, Pacific Rim and more are all included alongside interview comments, detailed annotations and sketches.
faroutmagazine.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
👍😍👍 I don't care about Guillermo Del Toro's political views & his personal life. Selfishly, I only care about his stunning works. Priorities, priorities, priorities, darling. 👍😍👍 faroutmagazine.co.uk/guillermo-de...
👍😍👍 Dedicated to Guillermo del Toro. youtu.be/qhMGvIfPyGg?...
Mad Monster Party - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
YouTube video by Jordan Gerard Potier
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
👍😍👍 Dedicated to Guillermo del Toro. youtu.be/qhMGvIfPyGg?...
🤔 MAHA is a serious reality check. If I didn't know all these videos were protesting shutting-down ebt/snap benefits, I'd bet they were revealing severe drug withdrawals. Are these the side-effects of the non-nutritive fillers in fast foods/junk foods? This needs investigating. x.com/i/status/198...
Libs of TikTok on X: "Media claims this woman is starving because EBT is paused and now she has to get food from food pantries https://t.co/LGal4mYGYH" / X
Media claims this woman is starving because EBT is paused and now she has to get food from food pantries https://t.co/LGal4mYGYH
x.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
🤔 MAHA is a serious reality check. If I didn't know all these videos were protesting shutting-down ebt/snap benefits, I'd bet they were revealing severe drug withdrawals. Are these the side-effects of the non-nutritive fillers in fast foods/junk foods? This needs investigating. x.com/i/status/198...
🤣 Mamdani's plan to defund & dismantle New York's law enforcement & releasing prisoners from jails & prisons won't have any effect on those wealthy enough to afford private security & live in gated compounds guarded by private security. Welcome to "Soylent Green".
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
🤣 Mamdani's plan to defund & dismantle New York's law enforcement & releasing prisoners from jails & prisons won't have any effect on those wealthy enough to afford private security & live in gated compounds guarded by private security. Welcome to "Soylent Green".
🤣 Legally, Mamdani can't deliver his promises. To paraphrase "Shark Tank's" "Mr. Wonderful", when Mamdani asks the millionaires/billionaires/federal government for financing, because he openly & constantly insulted millionaires/billionaires/federal government, Mamdani won't get any financing. 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
🤣 Legally, Mamdani can't deliver his promises. To paraphrase "Shark Tank's" "Mr. Wonderful", when Mamdani asks the millionaires/billionaires/federal government for financing, because he openly & constantly insulted millionaires/billionaires/federal government, Mamdani won't get any financing. 🤣
👍😍👍 Here are more reasons why Home Economics class must be made a mandatory solid two-credit class. Myself, as one who has been in restaurant management & is an experienced cook, it took a lot of guts for noviciate Patton Oswalt to step-out of his comfort zone & on camera. youtu.be/7efIyAR90Pw?...
The Great American Baking Show: Celebrity Halloween | Official Trailer | The Roku Channel
YouTube video by Roku Channel
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October 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
👍😍👍 Here are more reasons why Home Economics class must be made a mandatory solid two-credit class. Myself, as one who has been in restaurant management & is an experienced cook, it took a lot of guts for noviciate Patton Oswalt to step-out of his comfort zone & on camera. youtu.be/7efIyAR90Pw?...
👍😍👍 Best all-time, Hallowe'en costume
goes to Patton Oswalt as "Paddington Bear".
goes to Patton Oswalt as "Paddington Bear".
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
👍😍👍 Best all-time, Hallowe'en costume
goes to Patton Oswalt as "Paddington Bear".
goes to Patton Oswalt as "Paddington Bear".