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I love my job, but sometimes when my alarm goes off in the early morning I'm reminded of OF creators that earn enough to retire in their 20s, and I'm here like... oh, fuuuuuuuck off. 😭
August 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
just regained access to this account, bless!
August 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
May 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
was personally attacked by a tiktok post today
April 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
me and who
April 10, 2025 at 10:33 AM
oh my god

tiktok comments always deliver
April 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
can't believe I ruined years of celibacy for a threesome with a lavender couple

so much for being a good girl
a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a vest is looking at the camera with his hands on his hips
ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a vest is looking at the camera with his hands on his hips
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April 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM
My whiplash is so painful, it hurts when I swallow food
April 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
💕 concussion tuesday 🌸🎀
April 1, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I would like to know what's wrong with my right leg. 😭

my knee and thigh has been swollen and red/purple for a few weeks. Hospital confirmed it's not a blood clot, so wtf is it

hard to sleep w/ sharp pain
March 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
How it feels to switch between my two Bluesky accounts
a close up of a man 's face with the word kepler below it
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the word kepler below it
media.tenor.com
March 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Welcome to Hell! 💜
March 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
my discord server when every fictional character with pale skin and black hair leads to "found sophie"
March 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM