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ValleyMuscleGuy
@valleymuscleguy.bsky.social
🔞 200lbs of scruffy meathead with a mission for mischief. Flannel vests, camo thongs, lots of jockstraps. Let's get pumped and sweaty.

📍 Central Valley, CA
🌐 https://linktr.ee/valleymuscleguy
I love your look, absolutely massive!
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Amen to that ♥️
December 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Goddamn 🥵
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
🥵
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Woooooooooof
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Very handsome 🥰
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Wishing I could warm my face in those nice toasty buns 🤤
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Only if I'm invited!
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
National Cake Eating Day?
December 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Need to see this 👀
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You better film it. Or better yet, let me join you 😈
December 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Good to see you stud 😘
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Holy fuck 🥵
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Dayum 🥵
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
December 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
On the merits of real law? It's laughably bad. But goddamn that script and the performances are so fucking good even a law geek like me is fist pumping by "YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!"
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Holy fuck 🥵
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM