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"The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do." - Galileo Galilei
Can you guess what I just ate?😂
November 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
So to get back at Bjorn Borg you should call yours "Tennis Balls."😅
October 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I choose to remain silent.😂
a video game with a score of 93900 lives and 44 % health
ALT: a video game with a score of 93900 lives and 44 % health
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October 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Is that a Dodge RAM Big Horn pickup?🤣
October 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I think we’ve all had that dream at some point.😂
October 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s safe to say, Tom Clancy won’t be writing anymore female characters, he passed away in 2013.
October 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Baby steps!😅👍
a man is standing on a ledge with his arms in the air in front of a city .
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September 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but hearing aids don’t work if you don’t use them.😅Keeping them charged up in their charging station will not help anyone. Why did you leave the lights on in the staircase? I was vacuuming the stairs, couldn’t you hear me working the noisy vacuum cleaner?!🤪
September 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
😅 I also have an olde PC that needs some TLC... I just need to swap to cables... but I don't have time... I just don't.🤣
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September 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Honeydew melons, nice. I assume they are green inside? We have those French Cavaillon melons, they are orange inside. Very tasty indeed.😊 Also, please, never grow up.😂
September 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Come on, don't be so hard on yourself.😅
September 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I did not expect Jay Leno to own a 1972 Citroën SM.😂
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6QH6...
The Futuristic 1972 Citroën SM | Jay Leno's Garage
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September 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
What a silly concept indeed. We need robotaxis as much as a fish needs a bicycle.😂 We do currently test autonomous mini buses though... so there's that.
September 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Face it, 2025 is over.😳
September 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If black touches yellow, you're a dead fellow.😅 Is that how it goes? I say, if you can ID the sake, you are too close.😂
August 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Someone tried to sell me something on X today. I'm like, it's 2025 and we don't even know if there is a person on the other end typing on a keyboard and you want me to send you money? Dude, I don't even know you! 🤣
August 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My Steam history only goes back to 2018. I got Steam emails that go back to 2016. Pretty sure my first game wasn't KCD and FO4:GOTY.🤣
August 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Fish and chips is not your thing then, how unfortunate. I didn’t like cooked salmon as a kid, but I enjoy it very much now. Taste seems to evolve over time. Bordeaux tastes bitter to me, so you can have my glass.😅
August 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Everyone now wants to be rated for everything.😂
August 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM