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sam
@vamp-squidy.bsky.social
they/them ;; 21(!!) ;; wolfcut bisexual with purple hair and pronouns
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November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
why are wieners so ugly
September 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
the performative male trend is basically just the new emo boys. u guys do realize that right
July 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i hope you know how lucky you are to date me bc i really am that bitch
July 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
seeing straights on my feed: ❌
straight couples on my feed: 🚫
straight couple engagement/bachelor/bachelorette/wedding ceremony/baby shower/wtvr else etc photoshoot on my feed: 🤮🤢🤧🥴😵💀☠️😵🪦⚰️
July 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
this has been the summer of health problems
June 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
i am not living my best life rn
May 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i hate how todoroki’s arc led to him giving a fuck abt endeavor by s5. let a horrible person be treated horribly and save the redemption for later
May 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
what is it about charcuterie boards that makes them fags go wild
May 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
nothing like yaoi after waking up
April 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
genuinely the nicest thing a person could do for me is give me pasta
April 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
has anyone made a tiktok yet where they use chappell’s new song and dress up as fem butch wolverine
April 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
my favorite thing girls do is when u text them outside of the group chat ur both in to talk to them abt that group chat and they go “oooh we’re whispering!”
March 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
taking pictures of myself in the library >>> using the library as a library
March 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
ppl need to stop pissing me off with ugly finger tattoos
March 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
it’s so weird seeing other people’s ankles
March 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
why is literally every filipino girl my height super petite and slim and small
February 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
lol why am i empty inside
February 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
wtf is with these ugly ass watch rings
February 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
FUCK did i miss the grammys
February 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
me when i remember that there was a time in my life when i wanted to dei and that time was when i was 12-13 years old
February 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
my skills include processing devastating news at an incredible rate bc of the constant stream of new horrors happening on a daily basis
January 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
congrats for becoming the first female president by executive order
January 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
can we just have a gay person in the white house already
January 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM