@vampire-rhi.bsky.social
I am a yapper | romance girlie sun, lover girl moon, slut rising
Pinned
This year is gonna be the year of love. I don't know how and I don't know when and I don't know where but it will be so full of love and I'm so ready for it. I'm welcoming love in all its forms
Why is it always the hot men who already have partners and babies?
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Why is it always the hot men who already have partners and babies?
Fun fact guys I have left my coat in my dad's house and he's currently driving me back to my flat and I am not telling him so I'm just gonna be cold for the next month until I go see him again lmao
January 2, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Fun fact guys I have left my coat in my dad's house and he's currently driving me back to my flat and I am not telling him so I'm just gonna be cold for the next month until I go see him again lmao
Guys I swear this is just for the photo
January 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Guys I swear this is just for the photo
I just want a man who loves me like Barney loves Robin
December 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I just want a man who loves me like Barney loves Robin
The main problem with flying in the winter is that I am wearing my winter coat but the seatbelt doesn't really fit over it so I have to struggle to put it on. Planes should have coat hooks or longer seat belts for winter
December 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The main problem with flying in the winter is that I am wearing my winter coat but the seatbelt doesn't really fit over it so I have to struggle to put it on. Planes should have coat hooks or longer seat belts for winter
I had a dream last night that I actually told someone in person the things I want in a relationship and it was so stressful and scary and I never want to do it again (or in reality)
December 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I had a dream last night that I actually told someone in person the things I want in a relationship and it was so stressful and scary and I never want to do it again (or in reality)
We watched Banshees of Inisherin again tonight and holy fuck that's a good movie
December 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
We watched Banshees of Inisherin again tonight and holy fuck that's a good movie
I'm only posting this so that I have the image
December 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I'm only posting this so that I have the image
You ever read a quote and just know that it's going to become your personal ethos for the next week? Because I'm reading this book by Becky Chambers and it's stunningly beautiful
December 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
You ever read a quote and just know that it's going to become your personal ethos for the next week? Because I'm reading this book by Becky Chambers and it's stunningly beautiful
Reposted
ARC signups are open through 12/31 for THE CHAMOS PROJECT! Sign up if you like sad gays in space! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F.... #WritingCommunity #SFF #indieauthor
December 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
ARC signups are open through 12/31 for THE CHAMOS PROJECT! Sign up if you like sad gays in space! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F.... #WritingCommunity #SFF #indieauthor
The man sitting next to me on the plane is nice but like I just really don't wanna make small talk, I wanna be in my mother's house or maybe asleep
December 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The man sitting next to me on the plane is nice but like I just really don't wanna make small talk, I wanna be in my mother's house or maybe asleep
I've finished work for the year so I spent the afternoon in town buying books and reading and having a great time and now I'm so so sleepy so I'm going home to drink my hot chocolate and nap
December 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I've finished work for the year so I spent the afternoon in town buying books and reading and having a great time and now I'm so so sleepy so I'm going home to drink my hot chocolate and nap
Turns out I didn't want to go to work because I was hormonal. Absolutely wild how much they impact me when they're au naturale and not store bought
Do I not want to go to work because he's not there, because there's 4.5 shifts until I'm off for Christmas, or simply because it's my job and that's boring? Idk but I do know that I'd rather be in bed than anything else today
December 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Turns out I didn't want to go to work because I was hormonal. Absolutely wild how much they impact me when they're au naturale and not store bought
Reposted
We are 2 months away from the release of THE CHAMOS PROJECT (2/17/2026) and I can't believe I've managed to get 25 ARC readers so far and I see there are 40 adds on Goodreads! You can read more about my sad gays in space here: www.goodreads.com/book/show/24....
The Chamos Project
Twenty years after an attack perpetrated by androids ta…
www.goodreads.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
We are 2 months away from the release of THE CHAMOS PROJECT (2/17/2026) and I can't believe I've managed to get 25 ARC readers so far and I see there are 40 adds on Goodreads! You can read more about my sad gays in space here: www.goodreads.com/book/show/24....
The fact that I can't do any retail therapy rn is actually really starting to piss me off like I need satisfaction from spending money but there's nothing I actually want to buy?
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The fact that I can't do any retail therapy rn is actually really starting to piss me off like I need satisfaction from spending money but there's nothing I actually want to buy?
It's so hard to be mad at my uterus for working properly because like obviously it's meant to but like ugh
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It's so hard to be mad at my uterus for working properly because like obviously it's meant to but like ugh
Do I not want to go to work because he's not there, because there's 4.5 shifts until I'm off for Christmas, or simply because it's my job and that's boring? Idk but I do know that I'd rather be in bed than anything else today
December 15, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Do I not want to go to work because he's not there, because there's 4.5 shifts until I'm off for Christmas, or simply because it's my job and that's boring? Idk but I do know that I'd rather be in bed than anything else today
Oh Friday night was... interesting. I told him that he's in love with me so many times. I don't remember what I said to other people about him. I sent so many stupid voice notes. The only saving grace is that I don't have to see him until January
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Oh Friday night was... interesting. I told him that he's in love with me so many times. I don't remember what I said to other people about him. I sent so many stupid voice notes. The only saving grace is that I don't have to see him until January
New girl in my team at work confirmed he doesn't fancy me (she barely saw us interact) and that's precisely the vibe I'm bringing into the new year. He's not going to want me!! I will move on!!
December 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
New girl in my team at work confirmed he doesn't fancy me (she barely saw us interact) and that's precisely the vibe I'm bringing into the new year. He's not going to want me!! I will move on!!
Honestly this is going to sound so dumb but I almost don't want to see him tomorrow? Like I'm gonna see him tomorrow and (most likely) message him on Friday and that will be it until January and like I don't wanna miss him for three weeks
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Honestly this is going to sound so dumb but I almost don't want to see him tomorrow? Like I'm gonna see him tomorrow and (most likely) message him on Friday and that will be it until January and like I don't wanna miss him for three weeks
Today is the only day that he's been working and hasn't messaged me and :( maybe I miss him :(
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Today is the only day that he's been working and hasn't messaged me and :( maybe I miss him :(
Reposted
I'm doing my cover reveal next week! It will go out to newsletter subscribers, so be sure to sign up here: alexis-ames.kit.com.
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'm doing my cover reveal next week! It will go out to newsletter subscribers, so be sure to sign up here: alexis-ames.kit.com.
Help why did he message me this morning. Babe please you're not helping my argument that you don't like me!!
December 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Help why did he message me this morning. Babe please you're not helping my argument that you don't like me!!
I have not said his name today but I have talked about (and to) him and I still count this as fulfilling my promise to myself to not mention him
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I have not said his name today but I have talked about (and to) him and I still count this as fulfilling my promise to myself to not mention him
It's been like...two days that I've been in the same house as my brother and I've spent most of that time either outside or he's been asleep and I'm pretty sure he 100% knows about my crush because of how many times I've said the guy's name lmao
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It's been like...two days that I've been in the same house as my brother and I've spent most of that time either outside or he's been asleep and I'm pretty sure he 100% knows about my crush because of how many times I've said the guy's name lmao