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Lιϝҽ Iʂ A Jσυɾɳҽყ.
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A RP parody account of Slayer from Guilty Gear -Strive-

Minors CAN interact, but with heavy caution.

Lolicon, Shotocon, Taboo, and other weird stuff DNI!
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"𝕄𝕪 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕨𝕚𝕗𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕒𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘. 𝕃𝕖𝕥'𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜." - 𝕊𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕖𝕣

| #RP ~ #SFWRP ~ #GUILTYGEARRP ~ #GGRP ~ #MVRP ~ #OpenDMS ~ #RPSKY ~ #GGSTRP |

A mostly SFW account of Slayer from Guilty Gear -Strive-! I‘m mostly here to have fun, but some heavy themes may come up.

(More info and such in replies!)
The bats swerve to the right, coming together to form a rather dapper looking gentleman.

“My apologies, I was lost in thought and did not see you. Though, arson is a slight overreaction, no?”
@vampiricdandyism.bsky.social

[While walking through the kingdom, pondering his next big scheme, a cloud of bats flies into his face.]

BLAAAARGH! Hey, WATCH IT!

[In a rage, he attempts to toast the bats with some good old fire breath.]
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Reposted by Lιϝҽ Iʂ A Jσυɾɳҽყ.
"𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄!"

(THE ALMIGHTY KING OF THE KOOPAS JOINS PARODY BLUESKY!)

#MARIORP | #NINTENDORP | #BSKYRP | #SFWRP
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
“Mm, a bounty? I have no need for money, but I suppose it would be an entertaining endeavor. I could use the reward for a gift for the wife, as well..”

[ #𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄 ]
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Reposted by Lιϝҽ Iʂ A Jσυɾɳҽყ.
“𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕣: 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕, 𝕠𝕣 𝕞𝕖?” - 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜-𝕆' 𝕍𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕖

| #RP ~ #SFWRP ~ #GUILTYGEARRP ~ #GGRP ~ #MVRP ~ #OpenDMS ~ #RPSKY ~ #GGSTRP |

A mostly SFW account of Jack-O’ Valentine from Guilty Gear -Strive-

Some heavy themes may come up.

(More info and such in replies!)
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Reposted by Lιϝҽ Iʂ A Jσυɾɳҽყ.
。゚•┈꒰ა 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄 ♱ 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄 ໒꒱┈• 。゚
⠀⠀♱—————————————♱

⠀⠀⠀⠀—Independent portrayal of
⠀⠀Leo Whitefang from Guilty Gear

⠀⠀⠀⠀—Minors DNI

⠀⠀⠀⠀—Adult themes

⠀⠀⠀⠀—Penned by Gold.⍟

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀♱#GGRP♱
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀♱#MVRP♱
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
“My, can we tone down the profanity, please? It would be much appreciated.”
“OHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK, SHIT, BITCH, DAMN, COCKSUCKER, PUSSY, ASSHOLE, CUNT~!”
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Slayer lets out a small scoff.

“A wish? I have everything I could possibly need. Wishes are for those who don’t want to put in the effort of earning what they desire.”

With that, he vanishes as well.
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
[NC]
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
“Ah, an expected outcome. A bit of advice, do not let your emotions get the best of you in a fight. It never ends well, as you can see.”
"...Oh fu-"

*He was tossed and turned all over the place, screaming bloody murder! and soon enough he was on the ground... in utter defeat...*

"...Dammit... fine... you won..."
“Mm, well, it would seem you forced my hand.”

Continuing his hand movements, Slayer would float towards the ball of anger, before…
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“Mm, well, it would seem you forced my hand.”

Continuing his hand movements, Slayer would float towards the ball of anger, before…
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
[NC]

“Boo.”
[nc]

"...You don't wanna fucking know... man..."
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
[NC]

“Hello.”
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Slayer puts a few fingers in front of him, rapidly moving them, which causes the beam to split in two once it comes in contact with the vampire.

“My, my, quite the temper you have.”
"UGH! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, S̴̲͌̈̈̕Ḫ̵̝̯̦̂͗̈́̕U̵̫͐͒̃͐͝T̷̛̺̖͑́̕ ̴̻͉̐̕U̸̖͖̳̺͒́̔P̸͍̣̏͆̅̀P̵̡̱̃̈́̓͑̅P̶̳̫̬̃̈̉͗P̷͍̣̘͈͋̀̌̀͂ͅP̴̭͚̓͂͛͠͠P̷̥̋P̷̘̩̂̊̊͜!̵̹͕̮͂̓͜!̵̨̟̰̬́̽͜͝!̴͔͌̽̇̆!̶̗̉̓̋"̵̭͑̅̄̉͑͜͜

*Suddenly the jester fired a massive beam of energy at him!*
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“Oh, I’ve gotten good at holding back. It’s not fun to win fights with pure brute force, you see! I assume you were saving your true strength too?”
*Did he just say... holding back? no now he needs to process MORE...*

"Run that by me again mr. fancy pants?"
“Ah, I’ve gotten quite good at holding back, it would seem.”

…holding back???

“Now, I certainly hope that was not the best you can do.”
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“Ah, I’ve gotten quite good at holding back, it would seem.”

…holding back???

“Now, I certainly hope that was not the best you can do.”
*That.... no that couldn't have.... it hurt like a fucking truck, if not worse...*

*He suddenly vanished, re-appearing far behind this seemingly powerful fellow...*

"W-What the HELL was that!? How did you even!?"

*He... needs a moment to process this....*
Slayer had teleported right where he was going to land. Fist engulfed in purple aura, he delivered a fierce right hook into Marx’s face.

After a second of nothing, the delayed impact sets in, as Marx was met with the force of what felt like an exploding sun.
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
As the terrain around the vampire would be sucked in by the black hole, he stood in place, seemingly unaffected by the void’s pull. Slayer gave a small shrug as he takes a puff of his pipe.

“How…quaint.”

Sliding backward, Slayer would propel himself forward by sliding forward suddenly, +
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“Ah, I suppose our reunion was sooner than anticipated. A shame, I would have brought tea.”

Slayer quipped with a knowing smile, taking a bow, just as he did last time.

"Now, then. Entertain me, won't you?"
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
[NC]

*prowler_theme.mp3*
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“…my, that’s, what, my hundredth threat from an all powerful entity? I should celebrate this milestone once I return home.”

Slayer immediately shrugged off the threat, cleaning his monocle as he would throw his cape in front of himself, disappearing behind it.
"...Heh, I like you... but don't consider yourself lucky if we meet again..."

*His eyes suddenly fade to black...*

"̸̗͎̖̠͆̓̎Ḇ̸͙̂̀̌͜e̷̬̰͘c̵̡̨̱͔̾͂̾̿ă̵̟̈́̆̚ṹ̸̝͇̘̳̕s̴͖̬͖͇̍̉̌͝e̴̦͝ ̸̧̺͔̒̽͝ͅI̷̢̨͔̬̒̄ ̷͍̙̋c̴̜̰͘ȃ̸̻̹̱̺̀n̶̊͋͜ ̴͓̰̈̓͝ͅm̵̤̼͐ā̷̙k̷̫̪͈̒͝e̸̺͗ ̸̠̎̇y̷͊̉͗̚ͅọ̸̉ů̸̯̐̋͋ ̷̘̳̓̅t̸͔̐͑ã̵̡̝̬͕̏͠͝k̴͚̫͔͉̽e̶̩͊̉̆ ̶͓͚̭̇͋ỵ̸͋o̶̩̥̽̑u̴̝͐̉̅r̷̤̯̾ ̸̳̉̅̐͒l̵͍͕̬̜̂̈́̊a̷͇̲͈͊̓̚s̶͈̾̚͝t̶͙͒̉̎ ̴̧̺̏͒͆͜b̷̨̌̎r̷̢̓̈́ẽ̵̹̮̜̑a̷̛̹̳͜t̴̲̪̹̑̍ͅḩ̴͚̠̬̉ ̵͕͊̓͜͠͝i̶͚̫͙̍̉ņ̵̹͊͂͜ ̷̫̳̠̌̂̕a̵̺͔͘ ̵̝̺͛m̸͖̋͘͠͠e̵̦͇͉̾̅͠r̶͔̥͖͗̓̒͒e̵̺̰͙̫͌́͝ ̷͎͓̋ş̷̹̳͊̈͝e̸̤̬̞͉͋̾c̷̡̜̺̙̀̀ò̷͉̹͔͗͘n̸̫͍͌ḏ̴̌̔͑͐,̷̣̼̓́̈́ ̵̹͖̫̔f̵̙̤͇̋̓͒͘ṙ̵̨̠ḯ̶̧̞̪̈͐̇e̴͍͊̕n̴̳͖̞̒̈̋̕͜d̸̨͈͍̞́.̷̱͛̏.̵͚̺̦̎͋̅.̷̫̇"̴͈͔̠̅̐̽̀͜

*And with that, the jester vanished, cackling all the while...*
“Work for? I can assure you I am here of merely my own personal business. I suppose the correct term would be, ‘self-employed’.”

Slayer dusted off his cape.

“As for being friend or foe, I suppose we will have to see in the future. I have a funny feeling we will meet again on less friendly terms.”
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“Work for? I can assure you I am here of merely my own personal business. I suppose the correct term would be, ‘self-employed’.”

Slayer dusted off his cape.

“As for being friend or foe, I suppose we will have to see in the future. I have a funny feeling we will meet again on less friendly terms.”
"Hmm, as with your attire, it's merely for good looks..."

*He floated around Slayer, cackling*

"So, who do 'ya work for? I just gotta know if I can consider you a friend or a foe..."
“Mm, I am glad. Now, is there a reason for the sudden display, or are you merely showing off?”

Slayer cocked a brow as he adjusted his coat casually.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
“Mm, I am glad. Now, is there a reason for the sudden display, or are you merely showing off?”

Slayer cocked a brow as he adjusted his coat casually.
"Me? Adorable? awwww shucks..."

*The jester let out a blood curling laugh...*

"I'm FLATTERED, my friend... downright flattered!"
The man did not so much as blink when faced with the cosmic horror, letting out yet another chuckle.

“My, my, isn’t that adorable? And you are certainly correct, one must always look presentable, no matter the circumstances.”
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The man did not so much as blink when faced with the cosmic horror, letting out yet another chuckle.

“My, my, isn’t that adorable? And you are certainly correct, one must always look presentable, no matter the circumstances.”
"Hmm, a man with a sense of fashion... I like that..."

*The jester revealed his true form then and there...*

"After all, you have to look your best if you wish to impress..."
“I’m after nothing other than fulfillment. Or a nice spot to take my wife, either works for me, really.”

He lets out a hearty chuckle, smiling at the ball shaped jester with a fanged grin.

“As for the outfit, is one not allowed to simply dress proper for no reason other than looking quite spiffy?”
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“I’m after nothing other than fulfillment. Or a nice spot to take my wife, either works for me, really.”

He lets out a hearty chuckle, smiling at the ball shaped jester with a fanged grin.

“As for the outfit, is one not allowed to simply dress proper for no reason other than looking quite spiffy?”
"Hm, Marx... delighted to make your acquaintance..."

"So, the full story, what's your deal with that outfit? you got a goal in mind? something you're after?"
“Oh, pardon me. I don’t wish to menace, I am simply observing the rather unique scenery.”

He did a bow.

“Slayer. A pleasure.”
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
“Oh, pardon me. I don’t wish to menace, I am simply observing the rather unique scenery.”

He did a bow.

“Slayer. A pleasure.”
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“My, my, I seemed to have missed quite a bit whilst I was with my lovely wife. I suppose if she does not mind me having a little fun, I can perhaps say hello to some friends, new and old.”
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM