Van Alan
@van-alan.bsky.social
Bruins outsider. Zero Fs given. Twitter personality in exile. Producer of OneVanArmy w/ @jwirb.bsky.social and Snack. Recurring character @shortshiftpod.bsky.social. Has a day job.
That check ain’t clearing (if it ever shows up)
January 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
That check ain’t clearing (if it ever shows up)
Sam Bennett is not that good.
December 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sam Bennett is not that good.
Oh my god dude I don’t care about your fucking ballroom
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Oh my god dude I don’t care about your fucking ballroom
I could’ve been asleep two hours ago.
Bad product.
Bad product.
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I could’ve been asleep two hours ago.
Bad product.
Bad product.
Game sucked.
2 of the 3 goals were accidents.
They are not a good product right now.
2 of the 3 goals were accidents.
They are not a good product right now.
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Game sucked.
2 of the 3 goals were accidents.
They are not a good product right now.
2 of the 3 goals were accidents.
They are not a good product right now.
League does not want transparency because their goal is to preserve the ability to completely ignore their own rules whenever they feel like it. Can’t do that and also have transparency.
December 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
League does not want transparency because their goal is to preserve the ability to completely ignore their own rules whenever they feel like it. Can’t do that and also have transparency.
Dude is a predator and everyone who knows him knows it and they don’t care because he hates the same people they do.
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Dude is a predator and everyone who knows him knows it and they don’t care because he hates the same people they do.
Of all the shots that could have gone in 😂😂😂
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Of all the shots that could have gone in 😂😂😂