Michael
@vanarchon.bsky.social
Some guy on the internet that's very smart and just tries to be a good person. I occasionally post art, random concerning observations or befuddlement at the depths of human stupidity. Oh and I love terrible dad jokes.
Cue "Avenue Q - My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada"
December 19, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Cue "Avenue Q - My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada"
ALWAYS trust your gut. Trusting my gut has quite literally saved my life (and my vehicle!) more than once. I suspect it's a not insignificant factor in how our species is still around.
December 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
ALWAYS trust your gut. Trusting my gut has quite literally saved my life (and my vehicle!) more than once. I suspect it's a not insignificant factor in how our species is still around.
I loved that show, so if I got the visual effects to go along with kicking the shit out of them, I'm game!
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I loved that show, so if I got the visual effects to go along with kicking the shit out of them, I'm game!
"This smells like almo*thud*"
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
"This smells like almo*thud*"
Seriously, if I could reach through my monitor and throttle these dudes, I wouldn't even hesitate.
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Seriously, if I could reach through my monitor and throttle these dudes, I wouldn't even hesitate.
1. I guess?
2. Have 3.
3. No.
4. What does this even mean?
5. I brush regularly.
6. It's not 24/7 OK?
7. Round is a shape.
8. Is that like wearing ones over a button-up?
9. Check.
10. Check.
11. Does tech support count?
12. Check.
13. Those hurt.
14. I did not switch to Geico.
15. I don't take that.
2. Have 3.
3. No.
4. What does this even mean?
5. I brush regularly.
6. It's not 24/7 OK?
7. Round is a shape.
8. Is that like wearing ones over a button-up?
9. Check.
10. Check.
11. Does tech support count?
12. Check.
13. Those hurt.
14. I did not switch to Geico.
15. I don't take that.
December 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
1. I guess?
2. Have 3.
3. No.
4. What does this even mean?
5. I brush regularly.
6. It's not 24/7 OK?
7. Round is a shape.
8. Is that like wearing ones over a button-up?
9. Check.
10. Check.
11. Does tech support count?
12. Check.
13. Those hurt.
14. I did not switch to Geico.
15. I don't take that.
2. Have 3.
3. No.
4. What does this even mean?
5. I brush regularly.
6. It's not 24/7 OK?
7. Round is a shape.
8. Is that like wearing ones over a button-up?
9. Check.
10. Check.
11. Does tech support count?
12. Check.
13. Those hurt.
14. I did not switch to Geico.
15. I don't take that.
As a happily married man that constantly says "Let me discuss this with my wife first..." I gladly offer any assistance you'd care to take, if any at all.
December 12, 2025 at 7:47 AM
As a happily married man that constantly says "Let me discuss this with my wife first..." I gladly offer any assistance you'd care to take, if any at all.
The looks have already given up the ghost. She's just hiding it with the hat, the makeup, and maybe a filter or two.
December 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
The looks have already given up the ghost. She's just hiding it with the hat, the makeup, and maybe a filter or two.
"Words like violence
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world
Painful to me
Pierce right through me
Can't you understand?
Oh, my little girl"
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world
Painful to me
Pierce right through me
Can't you understand?
Oh, my little girl"
December 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"Words like violence
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world
Painful to me
Pierce right through me
Can't you understand?
Oh, my little girl"
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world
Painful to me
Pierce right through me
Can't you understand?
Oh, my little girl"
I was about to comment "unless you're like me and use it to switch between languages", so yes, setting!
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I was about to comment "unless you're like me and use it to switch between languages", so yes, setting!
Oh. Uh, sorry about that. *blushes*
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Oh. Uh, sorry about that. *blushes*
"If you want to fuck me, then go fuck yourself."
"... but how am I supposed to do that?"
"If you try hard enough, you'll figure it out there, champ."
"... but how am I supposed to do that?"
"If you try hard enough, you'll figure it out there, champ."
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
"If you want to fuck me, then go fuck yourself."
"... but how am I supposed to do that?"
"If you try hard enough, you'll figure it out there, champ."
"... but how am I supposed to do that?"
"If you try hard enough, you'll figure it out there, champ."
/2 random chance, but every time it happens to me, it always feels much deeper than that. Don't change. You're needed.
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
/2 random chance, but every time it happens to me, it always feels much deeper than that. Don't change. You're needed.
/1 It's also because you're a stranger. You have no prior knowledge of the situation to bias your thoughts. People like us somehow give off of a sense of "safe". Safe to be around, safe to talk to, etc. We also often find ourselves in the places that we need to be, for others. Maybe it's 100%
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
/1 It's also because you're a stranger. You have no prior knowledge of the situation to bias your thoughts. People like us somehow give off of a sense of "safe". Safe to be around, safe to talk to, etc. We also often find ourselves in the places that we need to be, for others. Maybe it's 100%
It's "sync" not "synch" when abbreviating.
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It's "sync" not "synch" when abbreviating.
I went in because I thought I had some kind of intestinal blockage or trapped gas pocket. I was screened for gallbladder. My ejection fraction was 13%. I was scheduled for laparoscopic surgery. I was completely asymptomatic. So stupid that you had to go through all that and I barely had to do shit.
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I went in because I thought I had some kind of intestinal blockage or trapped gas pocket. I was screened for gallbladder. My ejection fraction was 13%. I was scheduled for laparoscopic surgery. I was completely asymptomatic. So stupid that you had to go through all that and I barely had to do shit.
He probably thought he was on "Who Wants To Marry A Thousandaire?"
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
He probably thought he was on "Who Wants To Marry A Thousandaire?"
I'd call this a shit take but that would be giving shit takes a bad reputation.
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'd call this a shit take but that would be giving shit takes a bad reputation.
Ooooh, DMB, good call.
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Ooooh, DMB, good call.
Sometimes I'll wake up with a cat at my back, a cat on my chest with a paw on my chin, and two cats at my feet.
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Sometimes I'll wake up with a cat at my back, a cat on my chest with a paw on my chin, and two cats at my feet.
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I absolutely love mine, especially with the Loop Mute inserts.
I absolutely love mine, especially with the Loop Mute inserts.
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November 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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I absolutely love mine, especially with the Loop Mute inserts.
I absolutely love mine, especially with the Loop Mute inserts.
I remember others being excited for him but I remember thinking something was not quite right about him. Something about his facial expressions and body language tripped my red alert sensor.
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I remember others being excited for him but I remember thinking something was not quite right about him. Something about his facial expressions and body language tripped my red alert sensor.
A magical smile to go with the magical animal.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 AM
A magical smile to go with the magical animal.