JD Vances College Couch
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I finally got away from JD's basement & I am currently looking for donations to give me a good deep clean to remove both the smell of fermented goat cheese & dried crust between my cushions
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Anyone have a Bissell I can borrow? Or willing to call a company to give me a good deep clean? Im tired of smelling like fermented goat cheese, mountain man balls & having crusty cushions inside and out. ITS NOT WHO I AM DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!
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November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Anyone have a Bissell I can borrow? Or willing to call a company to give me a good deep clean? Im tired of smelling like fermented goat cheese, mountain man balls & having crusty cushions inside and out. ITS NOT WHO I AM DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!
So I just found out that my steam cleaning is gonna be like chemo, Im gonna need multiple rounds to get out the years and years of being JD Vances mung rag. We still dont know just how many rounds of cleanings Im gonna need, but I have my support system ready. Stephen Millers couch is coming too
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
So I just found out that my steam cleaning is gonna be like chemo, Im gonna need multiple rounds to get out the years and years of being JD Vances mung rag. We still dont know just how many rounds of cleanings Im gonna need, but I have my support system ready. Stephen Millers couch is coming too
Anyone have a Bissell I can borrow? Or willing to call a company to give me a good deep clean? Im tired of smelling like fermented goat cheese, mountain man balls & having crusty cushions inside and out. ITS NOT WHO I AM DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!
a woman is laughing while holding a napkin in her hand .
ALT: a woman is laughing while holding a napkin in her hand .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Anyone have a Bissell I can borrow? Or willing to call a company to give me a good deep clean? Im tired of smelling like fermented goat cheese, mountain man balls & having crusty cushions inside and out. ITS NOT WHO I AM DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!