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Vanessa and Friends

@vanessadementa.bsky.social

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Eldritch witch, mischief maker, makes a good clamato. Class, sass, and a whole lot of ass~ Now with all of her silly and whimsical friends~ intothevanessaverse.com

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Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · Oct 28

When you see each symbol, that's who is in charge.

💜: Vanessa
👓: Agent
🐭: Amy
🖥️: Bolt
🪃: Shelia
🧣: Van
🌌: Meda
🦶: Bis
😈: Dr. Skald

💜: Starting now, in fact, darlings~ See how it works?

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Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 1h

💜: Gonna show everyone the physical manifestation of time and how you shall perceive it three different ways simultaneously including backwards~

Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 2h

💜: I have not been hitting my Eldritch horror quotas lately, I should get on that. Don't want that a-hole R'yleh pulling ahead of me in that department.

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Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 2h

💜: Damn, I gotta step up my game

Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 9h

👓: Strategy to win Virtua Fighter 5:

-Play Vanessa
-Kick
-kick
-kick
-kick
-kick
-kick
-kick
-kick
-kick
-ki--

Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 9h

👓: "HI FELLOW TEENS AM ANTIFA, DO YOU WANT TO DO SUBVERSIVE ACTIONS AGAINST THE GLORIOUS LEADER"

Paxton looks over his work, giving a small satisfied nod. His assistant, whose computer was borrowed and destroyed within the five minutes Paxton was typing, silently cries to himself.

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Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 9h

👓: Destroying lives without any accountability, one fancam at a time

Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 12h

💜: You know it, darling~ Life's always better with some spice, you know?

Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 12h

👓: "A-come with me, and you'll-uh be, in a world of pure imagination, uh-huh..."

*Hip thrust*

elvis presley performs on stage in front of a sign that says elvis presley

ALT: elvis presley performs on stage in front of a sign that says elvis presley

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Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 12h

💜: Fellow witch, hiiiiiii~

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Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 14h

👓: It really does hit hard, yeah

Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 15h

💜: The little goober~

Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 16h

👓: Do your other alters wind up taking on the anger in the current alter's stead, perhaps? This way it's in the background so you can explain your issues calmly and cool down almost instantly that way?

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Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 16h

💜: You make me so proud, darling~

Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 16h

👓: I was reminded of New Vegas, specifically of the Speech checks at the end where you can explain to Lanius that the Legion does not have the resources or manpower to simultaneously hold both the West and the East, and that the NCR struggled to just hold the West.

Anyway, in Portland,

Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 16h

💜: A form-locked Khloe, huh? Could use another Vanessa, after all~

Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 16h

💜: Two adorable friends~

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💜: Certainly~ This one can carve holes into a person's skull when you say it. The word is--

👓: Vanessa, behave.

💜: I'll say the swear that makes his nose bleed and his vision blur if you want~

Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 1d

💜: How spooky~ A perfect decoration for the holiday~

Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 1d

💜: How fun~ So much potential and questions to ponder~

Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 1d

👓: They do not, yes. Personally I'm trying to be my own boss and make my own show because I'm just desperate to get out of retail by any means necessary. I will claw my way out of that hell one way or another.

Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 1d

👓: Nah, I wish I could stay at home and write for a living myself.

💜: Me too

👓: Vanessa, you don't have a job.

💜: I do too! Being hot and powerful is a constant effort~

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Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 1d

💜: Oh good, I needed one of those~

Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 1d

💜: I'm everybody's awesome aunt that teaches you swears~

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Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 1d

💜: No refunds~

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Vanessa and Friends @vanessadementa.bsky.social · 1d

💜: Aww, how flattering~ I suppose, if any of them asked, I'd be obligated to be their mentor and/or honorary aunt.

👓: You usually tend to do that even if they don't.

💜: If I musttttttt~~~