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Jordan Van Essen
@vanessential515.bsky.social
Gay Iowan living in KCMO
This is my public kinda SFW account 🏳️‍🌈🍉
If this post gets at least 25 likes I’ll join Letterboxd. 🤷😏

#letterboxd #bringiton
December 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My cuddle buddy! 🐈😻
#cats #catsofbluesky #kitty
December 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
About to see this forgotten gem for the very first time.
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The Ramones > The Beach Boys
I know this comparison makes absolutely no sense but it does in my weird little head and that’s all that matters.
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Me and who? I won’t be too picky as long as I get to be the little spoon. 🥺
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Happy Halloween followers! Here’s my first face pic and it just so happens to be profile pic from last years spooky festivities. 🎃👻
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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September 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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I'd like to solve the puzzle. 🖕😆🖕
September 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It sucks when the people you count on the most can’t support you in the ways you really need. I guess I should be grateful I have any support at all, but I still feel let down all the same.
September 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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August 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Share a random horror GIF 😱🖤
August 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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August 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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A Jet2 holiday would fix me.
July 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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The four horsemen coming for all your CEOs
July 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Rest in power Ozzy 🖤
#ozzyosbourne #inmemoriam
July 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I’ll just be over here melting and patiently waiting for Halloween.
July 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Watching this forgotten classic for the first time tonight. #bubblegumcrisis #anime #mecha
#80scyberpunk
a collage of three anime girls with different colored hair
Alt: A collage of the four anime girls that make up the Knight Sabers in the 80s anime Bubblegum Crisis.
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July 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I was finally able to break back into this account after accidentally getting myself locked out, I hope all you dozens of followers missed me. 🙃
July 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Jesus Gordon, that would be so damn sweet.
February 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Let record show that I’ll fully be utilizing this account to say the most unhinged nonsense floating around my head and that’s not your cup of tea then you can go…well, you know.
January 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This meme was stolen and I'm not ashamed of it.
January 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Remember the end of The Lion King when the hyenas realize Scar lied to them to secure power so they eat him?

Thinking about that a lot for no particular reason.
January 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Now watching 🎥🍿
January 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
January 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM