The amount of liberals on the ground here in Minnesota who don’t want to hold our leaders accountable for any action whatsoever is nearly as alarming as the amount of MAGA chuds who are ok with seeing their neighbors carted away.

I made some #fuckice stickers. Fuck ice! (Actual sticker is not censored.)

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Hey @support.bsky.team unsuspend @lexialex.bsky.social for fuck’s sake.

Thanks to a new Silver Surfer, we have reached a true singularity for angry dumbfuck nerds.
Imagine being mad that the most visually anodyne character of all time is different than in your little funnypages. Gasp!
Newsflash, dorks: You couldn't see their dick in the comics, either.

If you expressed “negative sentiment” toward insurance companies on social media following the murder of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO last month, the government was watching:

Way to go, democrats. You dumb bastards have made it harder for thousands of small businesses to do our jobs, pissed off millions of future voters AND put Trump in a perfect position to play the savior while basically handing TikTok over to one of his cronies. Enjoy never winning an election again.

More Christmas favorites:

6. I Want an Alien for Christmas, Fountains of Wayne
7. Christmas at Ground Zero, Weird Al
8. The entirety of A Charlie Brown Christmas
8. River (All renditions are cool but I am weirdly partial to the Robert Downey Jr. version from Ally McBeal

This time of year whips because at any given time, there's a 10% chance you'll hear Darlene Love belting out an otherwise "ok" tune.
My favrits:
1. Sleigh Ride, The Ronettes
2. Christmas (Baby Please Come Home), Darlene Love
3. Blue Christmas, Elvis
4. Home Alone theme
5. Music Box Blues, TSO

This is Beans. He enjoys leaf-time.